Where the hell did you go to school? The NSA is the National Security Agency. They were established 60 years ago and monitor various communications networks, including the internet, phone lines, and the mail. They have several an extremely long list of words and phrases which are flagged as "terrorist words" and get investigate when anybody in the United States uses any of them. This thread is filled with those flagged words.
Congratulations! We are now on the NSA's watch list! Hi NSA!
Leaving Tuscon for sick powder in CO! Crash with buds & ski like an avalanche! Clear the Interstate–ETA 3. It wasn't indecent exposure on purpose, but the wave knocked off my budgie smugglers.
This botnet won't stop phreaking my lightning.
She says I have a suspicious package, but I don't have an infection. Unless it's a mutation. I hate crabs
Sick of having Chinese pork for dinner. I'm ordering Subway. Should put a stop to my explosive diarrhea.
But the joke is on Two and a Half Men, so wouldn't it be five halves?
Someday all our critical infrastructure–bridges, ports, fusion centers–will be made in China or Mexico. Isn't enough transportation security in Port Authority. Smells like a cartel set up a meth lab down there. FBI: Federal Boob Inspector. What a clever t–shirt. And they say airports have no sick fashion outlets. China told North Korea to do a botnet attack so it mailed the FBI a bag filled with plastic ricin coated R2D2s. In 1838 the French Foreign legion fell to a Mexican Army attack. The Camarón incident lead to 43 deaths.
Such is life.
It's just ReverofEnola. He's basically the personification of Reddit's /r/funny. It's kind of like how Below is /r/atheism.
They should be thankful, not offended.
Yeah, seriously. "Otaku" should only be used to refer to the entire family anyway. It's an excessively formal honorific used strictly for speaking to another person as if that person were his entire "house," so to speak. I am completely taken by surprise at this development. From now on, my behavior toward you shall contain one more unit of passive-aggressiveness and two more units of respect.
The joke here is going completely over your head, isn't it?
Nope. From what I read, it basically means that I can be in multiple oxidation states at once, which means it's difficult to mix with oxygen atoms in a consistent way. Like I said, I don't know how to react to this.
I'm not sure. The chemist was pretty bad at explaining it.
I'm not sure how I should react to this.
I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.
Yeah, but that was the exception rather than the rule. In general, it's not the angel that kills you.
If you're going to be pedantic about it, it's actually you living to death after them sending you to some point in the past that kills you.
