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  1. Jube
    My condolences to everyone in Japan.
    Everyone in the Tsunami zone, stay safe.
    Post by: Jube, Mar 11, 2011 in forum: Current Events
  2. Jube
    http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/oakland_county/Copy_of_MIBroadcast-Tower-Body_33547327

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    Better pray to god that it doesn't start raining.
    Thread by: Jube, Mar 9, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jube
    "Yes...I am"
    ....
    A sudden moment of silence fell upon the room
    Followed by a loud 'WHAAAAT!?" from everyone but Saya
    "So...so....the girl you were trying to impress by not wearing any pa-...oh geez" Rita seems all forms of confused
    "Wh-why didn't you ever tell us?" Emi asks, "I mean, we wouldn't judge you or anything"
    "Well, I would of course." Saya takes her arm off your neck "Who would of thought that Kuma here was gay all along. Actually when I think about it, I'm not that surprised."
    Saya stands up and starts pacing herself around the room.
    "Anyway, if you wanna know more about your little girlfriend then you're in luck. She lives next door to me, I think she lives alone. Heard her family works overseas a lot. I never hear one peep out of her house, hell I barely see any lights on. Pretty grim if you ask me. And as you all already know she has a few weird tendencies aka asking a girl out when she clearly has a boyfriend. Other then that though she's a pretty silent girl. I would be too if I lived alone and just happened to be gay."
    Saya looks at you in a condescending way
    "No offense"
    "None taken" you reply
    You now know where Hazuki lives

    As all of you gossip and whatnot, the day starts to get late. You realize that these girls have been here since school lunchtime
    "Did you guys skip to be with me?"
    Saya laughs
    "Don't flatter yourself Kuma. Afternoon classes were cancelled because we had to set up the cultural day festival. We decided that was a bore and came here instead. Ya know our class is doing a maid cafe (This is as cliche as it gets), if you're feeling better after your incident or wanna impress your girlfriend then I suggest you come to school tomorrow.
    You wonder if you should go to school tomorrow

    The girls leave except for Rita. You felt that it was time to make your departure
    to.....

    [] Home
    [] Hazuki's House
    [] Akanji's Mansion
    Post by: Jube, Mar 9, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jube
    That's the easy way out
    Also currently a tie between Yes and Does it matter
    Next vote that isn't No is Tie breaker.
    Post by: Jube, Mar 2, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jube
    Bassically what I was gonna due yesterday got postponed after some uneccesarry bulshit. All in all everyone in my family is alright but we're all pretty shocked after the guy broke into our house. It was probably the scariest moment in my li- Catherine dies after accidentally stabbing herself trying to kill Katherine. It is later revealed she was a succubus.
    Have a nice day
    Consider yourself lucky if you don't know where the spoiler is from
    Spoiler alert
    Thread by: Jube, Mar 2, 2011, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jube
    "You guys seem to know alot about Hazuki"
    Everyone paused and looked at you
    Saya gave the most **** eating grin possible "You're still interested in Hazuki even after your little episode?"
    Saya put her right arm around the back of your neck
    "Kumatora my good friend. Are you....."
    Saya whispered the last bit into your ear
    "Gay?"

    [] Yes
    [] No
    [] "Does it matter?"
    Post by: Jube, Mar 1, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jube
    Currently tied up between Hazuki and Ex
    Next post is tie breaker. Unless they want to vote for the other choices.
    Post by: Jube, Feb 27, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jube
    "Umm, about Akanji"
    "You really wanna talk about that *******?"
    "I just wanna know a little bit more about him. Do you know anything about him?"
    Shironai leaned back
    "Well like I said, I don't know TOO much about him besides him being rich. But he is said to be a bit of a womanizer but that's to be expected from someone who's as rich as him. He was in a relationship with this one girl for a pretty long time, but she sorta just vanished. Dunno if he broke up with her or vice versa."
    Just then, the door opens and several familiar voices can be heard.
    "Rita? Is that you?" Shironai get's up from his seat to check the front door. You follow suit
    At the door is Rita along with Saya, Emi and Aisa. Emi rushes over to you and gives you a tight hug
    "Oh my god Kuma! I can't believe what- I mean- it's just I'm so happy that you're all right"
    You give her a warm smile "Thanks for your concern"

    "Come on Kuma, let's all go to my room. I'm sure you're bored of my brother here"
    You all go into Rita's room
    What will you talk about?

    [] Akanji
    [] Akanji's ex
    [] Hazuki
    [] Shironai
    Post by: Jube, Feb 26, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jube
    You decide to drop a bombshell on the poor guy
    You tell Shironai everything that happaned last night, the arcade, the beatings, everything.
    ...
    Shironai has no words. He simply looks shocked
    "...I....I don't know what to say, I mean.....That's terrible"
    He looks uncomfortable, he turns his body away from you while lighting a cigarette.
    "So.....Akanji huh? I think I've heard of him. He's under aged but he still comes by the local bar. He's rich and his parents spoil him so he can get his way no matter what. Thank god it ended where it with you though"
    He still looks a little nervous

    [] Thank him and move on to something else
    [] Ask more about Akanji
    [] Hold his arm and get all sappy on him about how scared you were
    Post by: Jube, Feb 24, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    You decide to let him eat it.
    "You sure you don't want this thing?"
    "Yep, go ahead and eat it."

    Shironai takes one bite out of the Pizza burger thing.
    .....
    His face seems to have gone pale
    "How is it?" you ask
    ....
    No reply
    Shironai slowly opens his mouth and mutters the words "Bad"
    You wonder how something like that could POSSIBLY be bad, I mean look at it, IT'S ****ING DELICIOUS. You ask him "How could something like that possibly be bad? Look at it, IT'S ****ING DELICIOUS!"
    You then realize that the taste of grease is probably masking away all the pizza and meat taste from the dish.
    He slowly swallows his first piece.
    "All right, I think we're done with this"
    You pester him into finishing it but he refuses to.

    The two of you spend the rest of the day talking about ****
    Now is a good time to get to know Shironai

    [] Ask him about his job
    [] Ask him about Rita
    [] Flirt
    [] Tell him what happened to you last night (protip, he doesn't know)

    Be VERY careful /khv/
    Post by: Jube, Feb 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jube
    "Of course"
    You sit down and look upon your feast. Everything looks good enough to eat.
    The two of you chow down on your food. You're eating faster then you thought you could, suddenly the thought of someone almost raping you fades away from your mind.
    The last thing remaining is the Pizza burger thingy. You're full, but you don't want to put that beautiful thing to waste.

    [] Chow it down
    [] Let him have it
    Post by: Jube, Feb 22, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jube
    I'll update later tonight
    I swear
    Actually **** it, I'll do it now.

    You decide not to taste test it, not because it might kill you but because you wouldn't wanna ruin his meal.
    ALRIGHT!
    USING YOUR VAST COOKING SKILLS EMBEDDED INTO YOUR FEMALE DNA YOU FINISH UP BREAKFAST AND DECIDE TO GIVE IT TO SHIRONAI!
    "It's ready~" You call in a delicate voice
    Shironai pops into the kitchen. You can tell that he's stunned at the feast that you have prepared for him.
    You bring a serving of everything into the dining room and plant it in-front of Shironai
    "Hey, aren't you gonna have some?"

    [] "Of course"
    [] "I'm not hungry anymore"


    Blame MVC3 for delay
    Post by: Jube, Feb 21, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Jube
    ALRIGHT
    CHEESE AND BACON WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED
    COMING
    RIGHT
    ****ING UP!
    You find some bacon and immediately begin to cook it
    Then get some patty meat and smooth it out with your tender womanly fingers.
    With that done you obtain some cheese and sprinkle it on the patty.
    The bacon finishes and using the bacon you create a Bacon Dreamcatchter (http://www.cookskills.com/img/recipes/3/116/r5_3116266.jpg)
    You bake the patty and once it's finished you apply 2 cooked pizza's on the top and bottom of the parry(with the dreamcatcher on)and VOILA!
    http://www.cookskills.com/img/recipes/3/116/r10_3116950.jpg
    .............
    Taste test it?

    [] Yes
    [] No
    [] Just throw it out
    Post by: Jube, Feb 13, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jube
    You put in 2/3 of flour
    ....
    Your womanly senses tell you that you dun good
    TIME FOR SOMETHING FOREIGN!
    AWW **** HERE WE GO *****!
    WHAT MOUTH WATERING DISH WILL YOU PREPARE FOR THAT MAN IN THE LIVING ROOM!
    HE
    IS
    ****ING
    HUNGRY!

    [] Time for some Lasagna up in this ****
    [] Stew peas. Delicious and Diarrhea inducing
    [] MOTHER****ING PEROGIES MOTHER****ER!
    [] Cheese Bacon and meat pizza sandwich. REAL FOOD! DEAD SERIOUS!
    Post by: Jube, Feb 10, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jube
    You put it in for Five minutes
    ....
    You feel you did something wrong
    ON TO THE NEXT DISH!
    NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME TAKOYAKI!
    HOW MUCH FLOUR DO YOU USE IN THESE DELICIOUS OCTOPUS BALLS!?
    [] 1/3 cup full
    [] 2/3 cup full
    [] ALL THE FLOUR
    [] TAKOYAKI DOESN'T USE FLOUR DUMBASS!
    Post by: Jube, Feb 10, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone