I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're pretending to be stupid.
Fixed the heroes
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SUDDENLY! A jar of marmalade appears at the front door of Arnold. "What the ****ing **** are you supposed to be?" "Why I'm a jar of marmalade, and I'm here to rid you of your douchbaggery ways Arnold Scott" This sight of a talking jar of marmalade astonished and frightened Arnold. But then Arnold realized that marmalade could be used as a great lubricant. And lubricant is used for sex. And sex is a result of two people being intimate with eachother. And intimacy comes from being social. And if there's anybody who's good at sociology then it's Arnold Scott (or at least he thinks so, remember he IS a pretentious ****** bag). So Arnold tackled that jar of Marmalade with all of his might and ripped off the lid of that marmalade man."WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY ****!? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!",but Arnold wouldn't listen; he was far to absorbed in the immense pleasures that came with tearing that lid off, the pleasure was enough to make any man go crazy. But suddenly Arnold's cellphone rang. Who could it possibly be? Nobody has called Arnold in years. Next post decides who's on the phone
Meet Arnold Arnold is a complete *******, why? Well you see Arnold is into sociology. This means he thinks he knows a lot about people when in actuality he has no clue what he's talking about. When Arnold talks to people he tends to come off as a pretentious ****** bag, but in actuality Arnold only wants to be loved by a woman. Or a men. Or a cat. Our story begins with Arnold doing what he does best; unintenially trolling people on the internet. His typical form of trolling is sharing his views as to why society ****ing sucks. In actuality he is describing his sub conciseness but does not realize it because as said before he is a pretentious ****** bag. Suddenly, Arnold get's a knock on his door, the first knock on his door in years (what with being a pretentious ****** bag and all) . But who could it be? Next post decides who or what it is.
Or Kneesocks Or Tuturu~ Or whatever. First post in this thread states what I write a story about.
What are you still doing on this website? What am I still doing on this website?
Good thing I have adblock.
Anime says his name is Yu Narukami. Whatever,I just call him Brotag or by his actual name "Charlie Tunoku" instead.
Who the **** is Souji?
Still didn't do it Thus Yosuke did it.
But you didn't, and Yosuke picked up on your slack. Serious answer?: When you play the game in a way that I find repulsive Non serious answer: It's a joke
Doing silly things makes you comic relief? Well in that case Chie is comic relief because of all the characters she's the only one who talks about steak on a daily basis and kung fu, both which have nothing to do with the actual plot. She's also comic relief for kicking Yosuke in the nuts and for being ridiculous with Yosuke during the stakeout on Kanji. Also for willingly admitting that she says the first dumbest **** to come to mind. Also she does nothing relevant after her shadow Yukiko is comic relief because all she does after her shadow is laugh like a horse. She does nothing relevant after her shadow Kanji is comic relief because he's the only gay guy, and homosexuality is funny. He's also insecure about it, which is also funny. Does nothing relevant after his shadow Rise is comic relief because she's the ****, and ****s are funny. Also king's game. Also general ****tyness. Somewhat relevant after shadow Teddie is comic relief because he's a ****ING TEDDIE BEAR TRYING TO SCORE! Is relevant after his shadow Naoto is not comic relief. Now Yosuke Hanamura, unlike every other character who fades into obscurity after you complete their Social Links, Yosuke mans the **** up and starts investigating and ****. TV World? Yosuke's idea Got you weapons? That would be Yosuke Deduced that people who show up on TV would be killed? Yosuke Look at that, THREE essential plot points all discovered and elaborated on by Yosuke. Next to Naoto, Yosuke is THEE most intelligent member on the Investigation squad. Who was it that was deducing who the REAL killer was outside of Aiya? Oh yeah Naoto Brotag AND YOSUKE Also I used Golfclub for the entire ****ing game, so I dunno what YOU'RE talking about. Plus a golfclub is more effective then using your bare feet. Or a fan. Just because a hiimdaisy comic said it, doesn't mean it's true. Too bad most of the end game bosses DON'T USE PHYSICAL ATTACKS! Also to Sforzato Did you forget every SMT and Persona game ever?
I'm the exact opposite Catherine is so far the only Atlus game that has dissapointed me. Also might I suggest the following Atlus games? SMT Nocturne Digital Devil Saga SMT Strange Journey Demon Souls Any Devil Summoner games If you don't like any of these then you have **** taste in JRPG's.
When do you interact with Callum physically? Can't you talk to him then?
The fact you have never missed means you have astronomical amounts of luck as God Hand has the lowest hit rate of all the single hit physical skills in the game Also wat Things Yosuke has done: His idea to go into the TV world His idea to start investigating murders Him and Naoto are the only ones who ever do any actual investigation or deduction Brohug When getting the true end you were convincing YOSUKE not to throw Namatame in the TV. Face it, Yosuke was the most bro character in the game, gameplay and story wise. To not have Yosuke on your team means you've been playing the game all wrong. Also Naoto is my waifu. But I would never even THINK of using her in anything but a boss for obvious reasons.
God Hand has a higher miss rate then Primal Force Even with the 2.5x damage bonus from Power Charge, God's Hand is not quite as powerful as Primal Force. The base attack power of God's Hand is 1600, which after Power Charge makes it into a massive 4000 once every two turns. However, Primal Force's attack power is 2200, which means that in two turns Kanji will effectively be dealing 4400 attack power's worth of damage. This doesn't even take into account that Kanji will have a Strength advantage of roughly 10-15 points over Chie by the end of the game. On top of that, Primal Force's crit rate is 10% higher, and using it twice as often means twice as many opportunities for criticals as well. And all dat HP. Also Chie has no mid level skills. Only low level and high level, she's way behind every other party member by Void Quest. Also the sheer fact that you don't Brosuke in your party is absurd. Not only is he the most Bro character in the game next to Brotag. Wind boost+Wind Amp+Garudyne is godlike Brave Blade crits ALL THE TME!
Three things that all accompany eachother Name each thing The first thing will not be moved unless given assistance The second thing will eat all that you feed it and often accompany's the first thing The third thing will leave and never come back and often accompany's the second thing
Matarukaja+Primal Force>Power Charge+Matarukaja+MISS FIFTY PERCENT OF THE TIME: THE ATTACK Also why is Susano-o Fool in P3 and then Magician in P4? There's no real raisin for the whole Arcana ****.
Had a HUGE wtie up about all this, but my PC crashed so I'll condense it for you. Broaden your horizons. I know reality kinda sucks, video games and animu are an easy and sure way to escape reality and it's dumbass flaws. But you have to get out, the more you stay coped up inside the worse your social skills will get. Eventually interacting with people will become an unbearable task, which it should not be. Not telling you to go out and party hard, but try and meet people who share similar interest with you. Yes they exist, you just have to go out and find them. All in all you just have to find other things that you enjoy other then video games and anime. I love the vidya and animu, probably more then anyone on this site. But if that's all you do then eventually you will be completely incapable of getting out of your box. You'll meet tons of people, people who you may hate at first, people who generally will just annoy you. But you have to recognize imperfections, see them for what they are and try to work around them. Don't run away from them or they will remain imperfections. Once you broaden your horizons, then things come much easier. What do you love to do? Writing? I assume your good at English then. In that case why not consider law? Law not creative enough? Maybe you're goot at drawing in which case you can do a little animation(Though that requires a pretty high average here in Canada) Or better yet, just try and get better at math. I know it's tedious, I ****ing hate math, but you have to at least try; no need to be super perfect at it, but just enough to open some doors. Basic Academic level math got me a job as a Coder, I'm technically a qualified Software Engineer. There is simply SO much to do, look hard and research but remain practical. Just remember to broaden your horizons and you will be able to look at the bright side of life more often. Also don't move to Japan. Moving is a good way to create a new world for yourself but don't go to Japan. At least not for those reasons, the Japanese are xenophobic people who do not take lightly to gajin scum such as myself. And anime and video games are just as socially unacceptable and awkward in Japan as they are here. If you have a plan for Japan then by all means go, but don't just go because "HUUR DUUR VIDYA GAEMS AND ANIMU! THEY UNDERSTAND MEEEEE!"
