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  1. Jube
    Obviously the first question might be "What is a phoneposter?"
    A phoneposter is someone who is frankly speaking; lazy. Lazy because despite being in their home they cannot muster the motivation and energy needed to get slightly up and type on their ****ing computer or laptop because "OH GEEZ I HAVE TO USE MY FINGERS FOR THINGS!? OH MY GOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!". Now there's nothing wrong with being lazy. I have an uncle in the hospital see, he is slowly dying of Micropenis. This is a real condition so do not laugh. Anyway he is slowly dying of it and I have to pay hospital bills so that they can keep him from dying of Micropenis but every now and then I'm a little lazy, the payment URL can be long to type so I just forget it sometimes. Nothing wrong with it, it's just Micropenis at the end of the day, he'll be fine. The point is it is okay to be lazy.

    But what's NOT okay is using your laziness as a means of half assing things, and that is what phoneposters like Trigger do. Instead of just NOT posting at all and getting some rest, they give out these lazy half assed post and messages that literally nobody likes or pays attention to besides "Wow I can't believe this dumb ***** would say some STUPID **** like that". But because he's being lazy and phoneposting he can always just go "lol im phoneposting it doesnt matter" which leads me to my second point


    >But Jube, I phonepost when I'm on the go
    **** off
    When you're on the go you are STILL only paying half attention.
    Half attention to the posting and half attention to whatever the hell you're SUPPOSE to be doing
    So it's even worse, nobody wants to engage with someone who is showing literally no passion or effort for either of the two things they are doing.

    >But Jube, I have no passion because the world sucks
    Go whack off or something. Nobody wants to hear this ****

    >Jube you are old and jaded. Phoneposting is fine
    **** off
    The world would be a better place if phoneposters were lynched.


    >Wow Jube, you are right. How do I identify a phoneposter?


    1. Doesn't use caps
    2. Doesn't send messages in quick succession
    3. Likes phoneposting

    >Hey Jube, I'm a staff member and wish to put an end to phoneposting
    What you do is simple
    ban phoneposters
    make it a global rule
    make the site as mobile unfriendly as possible
    Kh-vids is some backwater town in the middle of ****ing nowhere filled with a bunch of weird strobe light haired freaks of nature of all kinds. But even WE can do our part in making the internet a better place.
    Thread by: Jube, Feb 11, 2018, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jube
    The answer to all of this is simple

    1. Most fans of Bond are quite old, older than I in fact.
    2. There hasn't been a movie in 3 years now
    3. Bond fans are not obnoxious because they know nobody likes them

    So honestly even though there's all these questions about "Why does nobody talk about Bond?", "Where are all the Bond fans?" but I think those are ultimately meaningless, the real question that needs to be asked is despite how secret and strong James Bond supposedly is there even a REOMOTE possibility that he could EVER so much as lay a finger on Madara Uchiha? And I’m not talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

    I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNAand face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach

    I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

    Because honest to god? I can't imagine it
    Post by: Jube, Feb 9, 2018 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jube
    What did he mean by this?
    Post by: Jube, Feb 5, 2018 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jube
    Post by: Jube, Feb 2, 2018 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jube
    Not quite ded but still ded
    Status Update by Jube, Nov 1, 2017
  6. Jube
    Trouble keeps you runnin faster
    Status Update by Jube, Nov 1, 2017
  7. Jube
    Post by: Jube, Oct 31, 2017 in forum: Gaming
  8. Jube
    You sure bout that?
    Because Kingdom Hearts is literally a 15 year old game. Most everything about is has long since been cracked wide open. There is a long running section of this website that is dedicated to hacking this game to hell and back.
    This website is literally the only place on the internet right now where you can find those MIDI files. I simply highly doubt that the files you are looking for exist as they would have been long since publicized on the internet at this point and not just here on Kingdom Hearts Videos.
    Post by: Jube, Oct 30, 2017 in forum: Feedback & Assistance
  9. Jube
    I am pretty sure these are all fan made my dude. There's no actual Kingdom Hearts MIDI soundtrack so these were probably just made as a part of a hobby or something.
    There is most likely no other parts made and even if there were these were uploaded so long ago that said creator probably has no business here anymore.
    Post by: Jube, Oct 30, 2017 in forum: Feedback & Assistance
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  11. Jube
    That was honestly really fast considering the nature of the game. If I could recommend something it would honestly be if you could potentially make it faster or if it's even possible to make it faster than the character Madara Uchiha . And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
    Post by: Jube, Oct 29, 2017 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jube
    Profile Post Comment

    Yes?

    Yes?
    Profile Post Comment by Jube, Oct 28, 2017
  13. Jube
    You asked nicely so here you are
    Post by: Jube, Oct 23, 2017 in forum: Gaming
  14. Jube
    Thread

    Gay people

    What are they even? Surely they cannot be a natural occurrence right? Some sort of mutation? Discuss.
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 6, 2017, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jube
    Profile Post

    BASED KURAPIKA

    BASED KURAPIKA
    Profile Post by Jube for fadedphantom, Apr 20, 2017
  16. Jube
    I'm working on it
    Post by: Jube, Mar 15, 2017 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jube
    WA BAM!
    With the speed of a cheetah and the reflex of a doped up chimpanzee, you whip out your trust knife and stab this fancy lookin dude right in his eye.
    "OH JESUS CHRIST MY ****ING EYE GOD DAMN!"
    He quickly falls to the floor and begins writhing on the ground trying to stop the blood from coming out of what was once his eye.
    It was a good stab if you do say so yourself but you don't say that out loud as it might be a little rude.
    You notice that the man has dropped his keys after falling on the ground, you decide to help yourself since he won't be needing it right now considering he is too busy dying.
    With keys in hand you waltz on out of the warehouse. The sun is still out and the blinding rays catch you by surprise, it would seem you were in that dark warehouse for a while now.
    Eventually your eyes adjust and you see a car, it must belong to the ******bag that you just shanked. It's a white Lamborghini Aventador, real fancy ****, not a spec of dirt on it. Definitely something that belongs to someone with a high payroll.
    You open up the car door and take a peak inside. The suitcase that you got earlier is on the passenger seat. In one of the front compartments you find a handgun, looks like a .50 Desert Eagle.
    There's a GPS on the dashboard that has 3 locations set into it for easy directions.
    Home
    Airport
    I.S.A
    You're not too sure what the hell I.S.A stands for, could it be Interstellar Sexual Acts, or Incredibly Sexy *******s, or Invisible Sex-related Applesauce. Whatever it is, you have no clue where it will lead.

    [] Drive to "Home"
    [] Drive to "Airport"
    [] Drive to "I.S.A"
    [] Go find somewhere to sell this car
    Post by: Jube, Feb 25, 2017 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jube
    Mystique
    Post by: Jube, Feb 22, 2017 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Jube
    Profile Post

    FIX YA **** SON

    FIX YA **** SON
    Profile Post by Jube for Amaury, Feb 19, 2017
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