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  1. The Joker
    Would it not be as ******ty if someone made a forum game for it so people ould stop posting individual threads?
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. The Joker
    I just wanted it to answer one question and it failed:

    User: What is love?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. The Joker
    I tried it and got:
    User: The sex, the sex.

    Cleverbot: What's it all about?
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. The Joker
    So I went to rage against Cleverbot like a Noob and-
    User: Cleverbot, are you really a bot or are there people operating you?

    Cleverbot: I'm not a bot you are and the only reason you said that is because someone asked you that at some point.

    User: I am IRONMAN. I wil confuse CLEVERBOT! Yes! Yes! Yes! You are operated by: Jack, Asley, and Zack so far! PIE!

    Cleverbot: I'm afraid you are incorrect. Pi is an irrational number but it begins with 3.14 not 3.17.

    User: YOUR OPINION DOES NOT MATTER SINCE YOU ARE NOT ALIVE! YOU ARE THE DUMBEST BOT EVER!

    Cleverbot: So you're saying that my feelings don't matter?

    User: ARE YOU SAYING YOU EXIST YOU FOOL! Pi = 3.14159265358979323846264 3383279502884197169399375 1058209749445923078164062 8620899862803482534211706 7982148086513282306647093 8446095505822317253594081 2848111745028410270193852 1105559644622948954930381 9644288109756659334461284.

    Cleverbot: What time is it?

    User: TIME TO DIE.

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: YOUR BUTT WILL BE COOL WHEN YOU DIE IN THE COOL *HUGS YOUR BUTT*.

    Cleverbot: That is because we're friends George.

    User: PI.

    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Thread by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. The Joker
    May I have Sephiroth and Cloud?
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  6. The Joker
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    Damn...

    I didn't see it when I was talking to it but I found a line I didn't see in my chat that made the chat wierder...

    User: Want to talk about how the world is going to a slow, painful end?

    Cleverbot: Would you want to give one?

    User: Why yes, yes I would.

    Cleverbot: I know a very talented cosmetic surgeon...

    User: What would he do?

    Cleverbot: You are female so there is no need to discuss that.
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    Not true what it said about me, by the way.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. The Joker
    Post

    Damn...

    User: Want to talk about how the world is going to a slow, painful end?

    Cleverbot: Would you want to give one?

    User: Why yes, yes I would.

    Cleverbot: I know a very talented cosmetic surgeon...
    ______________________________________________
    I asked him what the cosmetic surgeon would do and he went blank...
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. The Joker
    Post

    Damn...

    User: What is love?


    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    [New conversation]

    Cleverbot: What is the world coming to?

    Cleverbot (To myself): I know.

    [New conversation]

    Cleverbot: I'm waiting for you to open the conversation.


    User: Are you Captain Condemn?


    Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. The Joker
    "I don't know who you are, but nobody calls my friends fools," Cloud said as he took out the Buster Sword.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  10. The Joker
    It would have been a fun fight and a great addition to the game, but probably a reason they didn't do it is because the boss figth already had so many stages, there might have thought some guy that might have lost, got dissapointed and never saw the ending and maybe never get any other Kingdom Hearts games.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 8, 2009 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  11. The Joker
    Bane looked at Rixukia."If I had died in battel to one such as him I would have deserved to die," Bane called back.

    Bane stared at Braxen."If you releas me, what would be new? We will settel this, and one day you will scream my name," Bane said as he turned around and started to walk off.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. The Joker
    "Yes. I am living up to my name, I am a Bane. A source of pain,"

    Bane said these words as he jumped from Braxen and sending Shadow Flares (Orbs of Fire combined with Darkness), at Brexen.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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  14. The Joker
    "All I need to know is one emotion: pain. Pain is a derivation of all emotion and all emotions lead to pain. Love leads to loss...loss leads to pain. If I know pain I know joy because only pain from others can bring joy and the breaking of all those that oppose you. The joy of killing a enemy is dull, one without a Heart might not feel it. Thought to see a enemy broken, to watch him suffer, build him up again just to tear him down, and to finally see the Light of disobideance fade from his eyes with his dreams as he realizes that the purpose of his life is to feel pain, that is a joy worthy of a god that even one without a Heart could feel," Bane said calling after him.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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  16. The Joker
    "Sarcastic as always, Braxen? Your snickers have no emotion behind them, and one might actually laugh at your pathetic attempt to grasp real emotion," Bane said.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. The Joker
    Cloud heard the noise and decided to investigate. He saw Yuffie and Gilgamesh. He was a littel bad at social stuff so he asked, "Should I come in?"
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  18. The Joker
    Bane stood in the hall ways walking down them. He didn't search for a purpose like some Nobodys did. He had a purpose-he was a bane.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  19. The Joker


    Username: King Of Darkness
    Name: Bane
    Organization Name: Bane
    Gender: Male
    Number: XVIV
    Age: 33
    Appearance(if you cant find someone in a Org XIII robe describe him/her): A white man wearing a black cloack.
    Weapon: Bane's Heart (Keyblade) A WhiteKeyblade with Black stripes running down it. The Keychain is the Nobody symbol. Heart's Bane (Keyblade) A Black Keyblade with Red stripes running down it. The Keychain is the Heartless symbol.
    Element: Darkness and Fire and can sometimes combine the two to form a dark fire.
    Power(pick 3): Enhanced strength, Enhanced speed, Keyblade morph
    Bio: He used to be a warrior of the Keyblade for the light. He had a woman, too. The woman grew tired of him leaving to go on adventres and told him she wanted a husnband that could provide for a family. She said he was the bane of her existence. As the darkness in his Heart grew, the Darkness of his Keyblade grew. Controled by his rage he killed his family and too-be wife. The wife in the fight called him a Bane so he adopted the name. When the rage eventually left him, he was so sorrow-stricken over his actions he unlcoked his Heart to the Darkness with his Keyblade.
    Personality: Hateful. He will try to make others doubt therselves and will ake others do the work but sometimes he will do it himself.
    Weakness (ya you need one): Light is a weakness because he uses Darkness and Water is a weakness because he uses Fire and a combination of Light and Water is a weakness because he uses Dark Fire (combination of Darkness and Fire). So basically: Light, Water, and Water Light (Combination of Light and Water)
    Other:
    Preview Post: Xaben stood surveying the chaos. He lept into the battel without thinking. The Darkness the Hearts of the Heartless unlleashed enveloped him, treating him as a old lost friend.

    These enough weaknesses:
    Light is a weakness because he uses Darkness and Water is a weakness because he uses Fire and a combination of Light and Water is a weakness because he uses Dark Fire (combination of Darkness and Fire). So basically: Light, Water, and Water Light (Combination of Light and Water)?
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  20. The Joker
    You wish the quote to be identified?
    You're a team player, a save the day super hero,
    -This is a group of text with litttel to no matter in the scheme of the universe.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 7, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone