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  1. The Joker
    Now there's a boil with egg in the sentence.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. The Joker
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    I got mail

    Because some people are so desperate they pretend the mailbox is a woman and they are thrilled to think that their is a woman who will not just walk away or slap them.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. The Joker
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    I got mail

    I once knew of a teacher called Mrs. Hooker...
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. The Joker
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    I got mail

    I know somebody who's last name is Rape.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. The Joker
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    I did. It brought me to a cloud of the most frequently searched tags.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 23, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. The Joker
    48

    How do I add tags to a thread?
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 23, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. The Joker
    "Good idea," Mortalitas said cheerfully as he picked up his cane.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 22, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. The Joker
    "I'm happy just finding someone as nice as you. I can't really think of anything I would like to do If you have to go anywhere, I'll tag along," Mortalitas said cherfully.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. The Joker
    Ah. Now that we have told each other a little about ourselves and had some Sprite, what do we do?" Mortalitas asked.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  10. The Joker
    "Well, now you have me for company," Mortalitas said offeering a reassuring smile.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. The Joker
    "I am sincerely sorry to hear that. How is it such a misfortune and how could such a bad thing happen to a person like you?" Mortalitas asked sincerely.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. The Joker
    "I'm searching for old and new friends. This is the life...," Mortalitas echoed cheerfully with a slight smile while taking a gentle sip of the Sprite. "So far my life has been kind to me, how has yours gone?" Mortalitas asked.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. The Joker
    "Thank you," he said as he took the glass from her. For a while he gently sipped the Sprite.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. The Joker
    "Sometimes we all need something to lean on when there is nothing else to lean on. May I have some Spriter?" Mortalitas asked.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  15. The Joker
    "Thanks for the chair," Mortalitas said as he sat at the chair where Karmia had pointed and leaned his cane lightely on the chair.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  16. The Joker
    "Thank you very much for your sincere kindness. I will try to someday repay it," Mortalitas replied.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. The Joker
    "Ah. You are both interresting and clever. But alas, do not forget it is not the big pockets that help, it is what is inside of them. Would you mind, dear, if I stayed with you? I believe we may be of some use to one another," Mortalitas said.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  18. The Joker
    "My name is Mortalitas. Ah. Say, what is a person like you doing here at a time like this on such a fine day when there is other things to do... Ah. But alas, we all have our reasons for doing things even if we do not know them. Even a feble man such as myself still sometimes finds things to do." Mortalitas said these words as he offerd Karmia a reassuring smile.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  19. The Joker
    Mortalitas walked up to Karmia. "Hello dear, how are you on this fine day?" he said as he laid his cane leaning on the bench and took a seat on the beanch near Karmia.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  20. The Joker
    Mortalitas walked down the empty streets with a quiet sigh. He was searching, had searched, but still... "Oh well," he thought to himself quietly. It's not like their was much else to do...

    He stayed silent for a while, his face masking the emotion of his thoughts.
    Post by: The Joker, Feb 21, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home