A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much f*cking water did you drink?!!"
hehehee, has life really improved for us.......
Didn't you see the word "like" before the part you underlined?
I'm not drinking any :/
A man walks into a bar with his octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone that it is a very, very talented octopus and can play any musical instrument in the world. Everyone in the bar laughs at this outrageous claim and dismisses him as total crank. At this the man angrily announces he will wager £50 with anyone that his octopus will play any musical instrument they care to provide. Immediately a challenger walks up with his electric guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus then proceeds to pick up the guitar and starts playing better than Eddie Van Halen. In amazement the guitar man pays up his £50. Another man walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. This guy also pays up his £50. At this point a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He gives them to the octopus who fumbles with the instrument for a minute and then sits down with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae plae it, laddie?" The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm gonna f**k it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off!"
The last few weeks my eyes are so red like I am drinking 10 red bulls every hour. Especially when I go to sleep and wake up. I don't know what it's causing it though.
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major Status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this And wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she Realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so She asked her husband to run down to the beach with a bucket to Gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, Walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman Strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would just Come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing Right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her Place. They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they Started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted Afterwards and passed out there. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on Real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the Beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that When he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, With a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's Been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, Then back at the snails and said: "Come on guys, we're almost there!"
That cannot happen.
KH2FM+ won't come outside Japan.
Many people know me, but I try to hang out only with my friends. Something else I noticed is that people here say that they have tons of friends. Well they shouldn't say that, it isn't true. True friends are only a few.
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further . . . “Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?†Bubba replied, "Shiiiit, from way back thar, I thought you said.........Goats.â€
I think you have missed some episodes. There will be no kh3, but there will be 3 different games (KH Birth by Sleep for PSP, KH 358/2 days for NDS and KH Coded for mobile phones). There's not much info yet, only that BbS will have as main characters Terra, Ven and Aqua and play their stories individually and it will also use a new 'character growth system'. For 358/2 days, the game will have as main character Roxas but you can also pick other Org 13 members to play multiplayer with Wi-Fi (you can use multiplayer even in story mode). The only game that will actually move to the future is coded, but I don't know much about it other than that it will take place in some kind of digital world. Unless you're talking about the game that will be made after these 3.
Dunno about others, but I am not one.
What are the pc requirements?
The Aussie Drink Driver (True Story) Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant! Only an Aussie could pull this one off! From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication. The police officer said 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken.' 'I doubt it,' said the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'.
It is better, but what bugs me is that they don't have link mode included in the remake :/
what are the data rematches?
Συμφωνω απολυτα, αν και δεν καταλαβαινω τι λετε. There goes one more.
I have victory fanfare as a ringtone, and the destiny islands (MIDI) as a msg alert.
Oh sorry. Btw it was a drift...
