No, could you post a link? thanks
"Hello?" "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on The table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran Around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed With no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." 4 "How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 2 "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
Click Anywhere and Draw
In the follow up of the Simpsonize yourself thread, here´s the South Park version. http://images.southparkstudios.com/games/create/index.html
Just a link for you guys to either relax or go mental (that's up to you): http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf you can change the speed and direction with the slider on the left.
Kinda long, but it's worth it... http://web.mac.com/coderedfilm/Site_2/Tech_call.html
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The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly-waxed floor. This is actually a fictional phobia which was created by Gary Larson - author of the Far Side comics.
So I'm gonna tell you what's so special about my sig. - - - - - - - - - - - It's the world's fastest shot (in soccer of course), made by David Hirst and counted at 114 mph = 183 km/h. Too bad it didn't hit the goal keeper or at least a defender. I want to see what would happen to him. Link
Referee Pier Luigi Colina = Xehanort? Who knows? We'll see in the credits of the game.
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/fosters/utternonsense/index.html That's the first thing I would use my microphone for, if I had one.
Nice review. But if you had to choose between DMC3:SE and the DMC4 (supposing the full pc game is out) which one whould you choose?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1029494/how_to_make_fire_balls/
Nah it's ok the size is acceptable now :) Nope the goalie does not kick the ball... the ball first hits the goal post, then the ground, and then goes away
o ooops w8 I'll reduce the size
Anyone?----------------- because it's not very clear in the pic the shot first hits the post, then the ground and then goes away Hint: David Hirst makes the shot
