Language... smart one ;)
Goldfishchip
That would be, but he hasn't been on for days, he doesn't come to xfire and he's not in his house. Maybe I'll call him later.
True. It's called irony for some people.
His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.
Excuse me you brainiacs but next time I'll post something more difficult, like "the philosophy of language".
*coughcoughliescoughcough* I think I'm catching a cold...
Oh I didn't read the previous page. But oh well maybe it has better taste now. Have you thought of this?
Don't cry. I don't think it's as bad as it seems.
1) A carpet 2)100 3)A dentist 4)We would be standing with our backs to each other... (yes that one was very easy) 5)1113213211 (dude that was painful!!!) 6)The man said, "you'll sentence me six years in prison" (it's too difficult for me to write the explaination in english, but I'll try if you want) 7)I'm not sure for this one... was he the one who performed the marriage ceremony for the 3 women? o.o 8)Only one, then it won't be empty (I liked this one) 9) I can't solve it right now, maybe tomorrow (it's a hard one indded)
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index_uk.php Play with it, I'm too bored to do it myself.
Nothing. akjdnf
The same as before- a towel
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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch ,asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him? The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar.He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_stupid.php Try not to cheat... at least a lot o.o I did all of the questions with closed eyes and got 98% stupidity score xD
Yes it is.
Close, but not.
