Was afraid of airplanes as well, of course. Upon lift-off I tense, and during particularly rocky maneuvering, but I think I have almost conquered this fear. Before I was a nervous wreck on planes. I happened upon this on TVTropes, High Octane Nightmare Fuel pg. Why, why, why must I challenge myself in such a cruel manner. If you are afraid of elevators, for the love of god... don't click it. Spoiler: Hitoshi Nikaidoh In 2003, a man named Hitoshi Nikaidoh walked inside an elevator and had his shoulders pinned by the elevator doors due to faulty wiring. Despite struggling to pull himself inside, the elevator kept ascending until the ceiling sliced off most of his head. His left ear, lower lip, teeth and jaw were still attached to his body, which fell to the bottom of the elevator shaft, as the elevator continued moving upward. A surgery resident, who was in the elevator at the time, witnessed the gruesome spectacle and spent more than an hour trapped in the elevator with Hitoshi's head.
Brainstorming methods in which to troll the site, I thought of resorting to my old tactics, poorly written Sonic the Hedgehog fanfics. Grew quickly bored with that. Thought of dabbling in something new, namely crossover fanfics. Thought of Sonic still. Thought of Twilight. Thought of how I could possibly screw those two together... then I thought, very suddenly, that "Bella" sounded like the name of a mangy old mutt. Then, this happened... A universe in which Bella is a mutt, Sonic's romantic interest is of the canine variety, and Edward is some mentally handicapped kid (incapable of taking care of Bella, who is handed over to Sonic) who thinks he's a vampire. Oh, and he's romantically interested into beasts. Bestiality. Yup. Dear There are currently 4 users browsing this thread., please stop reading this. I have far too much time on my hands.
