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I forgot what I wanted to do here

And we are talking. (We don't know each other- and the names in the title were randomly picked)
I say "Hello guys, my name's Toshi and I haven't used drugs for a week"
The others say "Good, Toshi!!!"
Ctr says "Hello guys, my name's Catch the Rain and I haven't used drugs for a month"
The others say "Very good ctr keep it up!!!"
Condemned memoir says "Hello, my name's Condemned Memoir and I haven't used drugs for 3 months"
The others say "You're awesome dude!!!! You rule!!!!"
Misty says "Hello, my name's Misty and I haven't used drugs for a year"
The others say "Misty you're the best!!! how did you do that it's very long!!!"
Then kitty_mckechnie says "Hello, my name's kitty_mckechnie and I have 1 kg stuff in my bag"
The others say "KI-TTY!!! KI-TTY!!! KI-TTY!!!"

I'm a 100% clean pig.

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One day, long, long ago,
there lived a woman who did not whine,
nag,
or b*tch.
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But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure
called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect
of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems.

All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under
my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'