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  1. Toshi
    If you mean the cutscenes from the kingdom hearts games... they're deleted
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: Production Studio
  2. Toshi
    Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
    You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the
    time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

    "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When
    you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take
    laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and
    nothin' comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst
    age of all."

    "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-
    old.

    "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee
    like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

    "Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every
    morning at 6:30."

    With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me
    get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and
    crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about
    being 80?"

    "I don't wake up until 7:00."
    Thread by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Toshi
    Don't feel bad, maybe sometime, someone will appreciate it. Here, have some baloons as a gift:
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    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Toshi
    That's an underwater scene? I thought your keyboard broke.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Toshi
    It's "Toshi", not "toshi".
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Toshi
    Thread

    Yo ****as

    Don't fuck so much you might hurt yourselves.
    Thread by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Toshi
    Go on, it'll be a new record for the site
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Toshi
    Your sig says everything...
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Toshi
    If I was a 4 year-old kid, then I might noticed what you said.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Toshi
    Wanna hear a trick?
    When you masturbate, do it with your left hand. The left hand is closer to the heart, and more blood is going to the d*ck, so it gets bigger.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Toshi
    Thread

    5 astronauts

    5 astronauts decide to go to a planet for a beer.
    One astronaut says "Let's go to Venus for a beer!"
    "No, it's too hot in there."
    Another astronaut says "Let's go to Mars for a beer"
    "No, there are worms there."
    And each one of the rest of the astronauts was saying to go to a different planet for the beer. But they finally decided to go to the sun for a beer.
    So they travel to the sun and go into a bar for a beer.
    One astronaut says: "I want a beer"
    The bartender replies "We have no beer"
    A second astronaut says: "I want a beer"
    The bartender replies "We have no beer"
    A third astronaut says: "I want a beer"
    The bartender replies "We have no beer"
    A fourth astronaut says: "I want a beer"
    The bartender replies "We have no beer"
    And the fifth astronaut says: "I want a beer"
    And the bartender replies "We have no beer"
    The end. Moral of the story:
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    There's no beer in the sun.
    Thread by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Toshi
    Thanks, though I think I troubled you a little.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: Technology
  13. Toshi
    [​IMG]
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Toshi
    That's true.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Toshi
    I want to buy this game too when it comes in Europe. But here in Greece it will come in like 6 months or so.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  16. Toshi
    Why masturbate when you can f**k
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Toshi
    You still masturbate?
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Toshi
    If you need anything else tell me.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: Technology
  19. Toshi
    Your avatar sucks.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: Introductions & Departures
  20. Toshi
    Oh oops mistake... Here, do this:

    1.Open a Terminal window.
    2.Type ping xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx, replacing xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx with the IP address of the computer who's MAC address you want to display
    3.After the ping response has finished, type arp -a
    4.The resulting output displays the IP address and a corresponding MAC address

    Source
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 3, 2009 in forum: Technology