Beating all the worlds, and then having to beat them again. And it is worse when you know that you must complete them twice.
Curse?
No, you must be mistaken. This is kh-vids.net.
ABCs? What grade are you on school?
Hello Comix
Everyone who says that he doesn't like the movie will watch it. I'm 100% sure
Isn't that a TV series?
No, not yet
Why? What's so bad about it?
What? You don't know what it means?
I always hear about this 4chan but I don't know what it is.
No, GAMHMENOS!
Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music... anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet. Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior". Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?"
"disturbing" is the keyword of this thread
I'll help you: It's not your face.
G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl. R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl. X: Everybody Gets The Girl. XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother, and their cocker spaniel.
I know! I just wrote some random planets that came to mind.
I don't know where you could get them, but I know that in 2-3 days the videos will be available for download again.
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything. The heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc. His wife is getting tired of his depressing talk, so she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my pen-knife". About half an hour later, he starts complaining again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices the guy's dick off, and throws it out the window. Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three : husband, wife, and 8 year old daughter. The penis lands on their car's windshield, and the father, in an absolute panic (as he doesn't want his daughter to see the penis), quickly turns on the windshield wipers (to get the dick off the windshield, and out of view of his daughter). The observant daughter asks, "Daddy, what was that?" Her father, still in a panic, says, "Oh, it was only a . . . uh . . . butterfly". "Must've been a big butterfly," replied the daughter. "Did you see the size of its dick?"
