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Hi~! Welcome to Khv! Don't forget to read the rules and all that fun stuff. If you have any questions the staff are the colored people. But, not the pink people because they're the weird ones. Oh, and never forget. Rule number one of khv is that we don't talk about khv. You read book?! There's a whole literature section here waiting for you (please I'm desperate). Anyway, have fun!
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The humor was too much to comprehend on your current level of existence.
I warned you. KHV Catastrophe The day started out like every other day. Some of the members were leaned back in the awesome standard issued rolling chairs that recline back. Other members were looking at the ominous looking screens surrounding the walls of the circular room. In fact, the only surface that wasn't covered by screens was the door. But I was not in the room yet. So after scanning my badge a small panel read my code name: TheWorldThatNeverWas I eyeballed it as I read it. “Soon...,” I whispered,” Soon...” Then I proceeded through the door to find that we were still missing some members. “Heeeeeeey~! You! Get over here~!” It was Roxam (Stephen Colbert). Who was hiding under a table? Weird. “What ?” I wasn't everyday someone tried to ask me a question from under a table. But at least no one was hanging from the ceiling this time. There was a long pause before my question was finally answered. “Who's your target? Is it still Makaze?” I sighed. We all had to try and kill someone in our group but it was a very small group so Plums suggested we draw names from the top hat he bought at a garage sale. And me and Makaze got partnered up. Of course, he's already killed me 72 times. Gotta love being an alien. I turned back to Roxam who had already... fallen asleep? Really? Sitting down in one of the chairs I could feel lasers burning through the back of my skull. Makaze was probably coming up with another plan to kill me. Now that I think about it every time I tried to killed him I failed. Totally not fair. And just as I was about to come up with the universes best assassination plan of 2014 Krowley walked into the room. “Oh. My. GOD! Are you serious? You're supposed to be dead!” Yelled Nova from across the room. “Does no one is this Organization stay dead?!” “Nova! You can't just ask someone why they're not dead.” Someone stated. I not going to say who is was but the person is closely related to the word “meow” “You should now by now, Ars Nova, I WILL NEVER DIE!!” Krowley quickly fell into a fit of villainous laughter that had become the usual background noise in this small room of ours. Contrary to what Nova said, people did indeed stay dead here. We used to have a bunch of members. Most of them were pretty cool. Ienzo, Hyuge, DigitalAtlas, and Misty were the first four to go. I actually liked them. Llave went next and following his death Amaury went crazy and now lives in the air vents. And somehow Trigger got it in his head that it was all a game and whoever killed the most people won. So, he strapped a c4 bomb to his chest and lured a lot of the members down into his secret lair in a pocket dimension and blew everyone up. Sadly, the bomb killed himself, Plums, Jayn, Nate_ River, Tale, burnitup, Vagineer, and a bunch of other people that would take forever the rename. The easiest way to know who was still alive was to look at one of the screens on the wall that had all the not dead people on it. Ars Nova Roxam Fearless jackdaniel0 TheWorldThatNeverWas Plums Cat~ Makaze Krowley There were only nine of us left. And Cat was the only one who had already killed their target. Krowley and I kinda never die so Nova and Makaze are out of luck. Plums doesn't want to kill jackdaniel0. And Fearless and Roxam would rather keep playing the video games they hoarded from all the dead members. Which meant nothing was really happening. “Oh.” Plums finally said. “Since I'm the highest ranking member left alive I cancle this whole death thingy. I probably should have done that like a week ago when everyone else died in the bombing while we were out at the Funplex.” “Now what do we do?” asked Cat~ “Space Adventure?” “Awwwwwwww Yusssssssss! Space Adventure!” shouted everyone else in the room. Within the next twelve hours everyone was on board Serenity (yes we stole it, if your dead haha you can't come) and on the most pop flyin' space adventure in the world. But Makaze accidentally open the hatch and flew out into the unknown never to be seen again.
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This one kinda shows all the villains. Or the people that are going to become villains. Whatever. It also hints at The Joker.
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a scavenger hunt sounds fun. i'll do it.
Yes! It's like the best movie ever!
Sorry! I totally forgot to post here when I got back (this is really late). But it is really good so far and a I can't wait until more characters are introduced. *cough* Im going to be an awesome villain *cough*
I just watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Wow.
But Korean music is awesome. Who would say that?
I was still fourteen when I became active last year and I think I turned 13 about a week after I first joined in 2012
Domino's has Wisconsin cheese pizza
