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    Lilbueno is locked in a room with a very angsty blonde boy, who batters him with an oversized key until he confesses to being Kira.

    GUILTY


    Makaze is orally violated by a police baton. He is found to have a superb gag reflex, but no Death Note.

    INNOCENT


    Interestingly, he died prior to the interrogation, from a heart attack at Saturday, 19 March 2011 at 16:47. This means his accusation did not get processed, and that the Detectives were probing a corpse with a police baton.

    Terra254 is tattooed all over with fake Chinese translations. He now is in the possession of body art that makes sense to no one, but he is not in possession of a Death Note.

    INNOCENT


    Oh, and he died at Saturday, 19 March 2011 at 20:35 from a heart attack, so only his corpse was tattooed. The tattooist thought it odd that it was so still throughout the entire process.

    Makaze and Mako Tsunami died at Saturday, 19 March 2011 at 16:47, prior to Makaze's accusation.

    Christhor is found dead in his office, sitting in front of a black book. On the book, his own name was written. Died Sunday, 20 March 2011 at 08:34

    ROUND END

    No, your understanding is correct. If the Kira can explain the clue to me, then they may pass on their notes.


    Thoughts on the round: the Kira were competent, but uncreative. The Detectives solved the relatively easy clues, but were equally uncreative. You may suggest interrogation methods.
    Post by: P, Mar 20, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    No comment. :3
    Post by: P, Mar 20, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Okay, I don't have too much experience with CWCheats, so if you zip up your seplugins and upload it, I'll have a look to see whether I can get it to work.
    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: Technology
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    Obligatory post in rep thread as an indirect request for rep.
    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Funnily enough, I haven't seen many Disney classics. I know I've seen portions of most of them, but I can't remember whether I actually watched them. It's been so long since I actually watched them.

    One that I do want to get around to watching is Fantasia. But that's mostly because of Night on Bald Mountain. Chernabog is love.
    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: Disney Galaxy
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    As a Gandalf-esque figure, he has a structural obligation to vanish shortly after giving you your mission. We are to assume that he is away, performing various wizardly duties.
    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
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    Oh, so difficult to decide. I'd want to see Demyx, to try to understand how someone as cowardly as him became a member of Organisation XIII. On the other hand, Luxord's somebody may have connection to the Mysterious Figure, due to their affinities with time. Marluxia interests me the least, really, and I just can't get enough of the resident Kingdom Hearts sadist, Larxane, so seeing her nobody would be fun.

    So I have different reasons for wanting to see all of them.
    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
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    You called?

    Tummer, AndrewTemari, Lilbueno and Muff Monkey all need to catch up. Do you want to notify them, or shall I?

    I suppose I could just let this die, but I'm growing rather fond of Erika.
    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    [​IMG]



    In other words, it is to starve.

    Starve while demanding the fair, and die.​

    Erika clicked her tongue at the lack of answers. Clearly this was going to be difficult. Why did people have to be so insecure? Show them one corpse and the next thing you know, they're curled up in a corner, sobbing. They didn't even like the victim, so it wasn't as though they mourned her death. Normal people were so sensitive! She suspected that their shock was a result of them having to suddenly re-evaluate their mortality. After all, a direct threat had been made on their lives. She'd have to question them later, when they weren't so inactive.

    Erika looked at them, taking in the situation, analysing their characters. There were three so far, four if you counted Angela. One was a petite Asian, while the other two were clearly a couple. The girl, Erika picked up, was called Jessica, but the boy was unknown. He appeared to be focusing on Jessica. After a moment of thought, Erika understood everything, and how she could use it to her advantage. The Asian seemed easily irritable, but as she seemed to have shut up, Erika decided to put her off until later. She decided that the boy would be unlikely to follow her orders, or respect her authority. Guys always had to try to play the hero in this sort of situation, and that would impede her progress. Fortunately, he had a girlfriend (or possibly a sister, Erika noted). Either way, he'd follow her wishes, and prioritise her safety. With that deduction, Erika chose her target.

    Talking to Jessica, but addressing everyone, she said, "Everyone, please listen. I understand that this must be a huge shock to you, but standing here won't help us now. As cruel as it sounds, we cannot revive the dead. So I ask that you shift your focus from Angela, this unloved child, and instead engage your little grey cells in the task of your own survival. There will be plenty of time to mourn her later. For now, we need to take action."

    So saying, Erika moved towards Angela's corpse and nudged it with her foot, being careful not to get blood on her clothes. "Angela, if this is a practical joke, I recommend you stop right now. Continuing to play such charades will prove to be detrimental to your well being." She bent down to the unmoving body, and stared into the eyes, her fingers nimbly dancing over the knife in its torso, never making contact, a mocking smile twitching at the corners of her mouth. "If you are, in fact, dead, I do apologise for what I'm about to do. But you see, I must be certain, for the safety of all involved." She reached into the pocket of her coat, and removed a serrated hunting knife used in her hiking expeditions. She looked lovingly at it, then, licking her lips, adjusted the grip on the knife, placed the point on the jugular vein, and pushed down, sinking the knife deep into the corpse. She nodded contentedly, as she noted no change in Angela's expression. Even so, she pulled the knife out, and carefully examined it, holding it delicately on the point and the handle with a finger on each hand. After looking at the blood for a long moment, she stood up, satisfied that there was fresh blood on the blade, and that Angela's death was genuine.

    Again nudging the corpse, which was now dripping its last drops of blood from its neck, she smirked, saying, "It appears you were really dead all along. But I had to confirm it myself. Be grateful, for your name has been cleared by the great Erika Furudo. Any crime that occurs from this point on cannot be your fault. By being dead, you are exonerated."

    Talking again to Jessica, Erika calmly told her, "Ideally I'd want to seal this room for the police, but seeing as this is the lobby, that's hardly practical. Instead, let us drape a sheet over the deceased, and inform the others of what has happened here. They don't need to see this sight? After that, we should gather tools imperative to our survival. The most pressing of these are duct tape and a pen, although strong rope may also prove to be useful."

    Casting a mindful glance at Jessica, and well aware of her own state, she added, "This will also give us an opportunity to get more suitable clothes."

    Clapping her hands to break the spell of terror upon everyone, she said cheerily,

    "Quickly now, let's get to work. Every moment we spend standing around is a moment the killer could be using to slit the throats of our dear friends, so we best check on them quickly. But don't split up! The loner being picked off is too much like B-grade horror for my liking."

    Erika lifted the cover from one of the sofas in the lobby and draped it over Angela's corpse. She then smiled at the group, and gestured towards the door, compelling them to follow her lead.


    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Mako Tsunami gets back up from his butterfly induced suffocation. He has a rather bad case of butterflies in his stomach, but otherwise he is ALIVE and has a free accusation.

    Hint for clue 1: The original 'It's over 9000'.

    Hint for clue 2: The password used to stop the worm.
    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Yes.

    The setting is February 22nd 2011, midday, Christchurch.
    Post by: P, Mar 19, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Post

    P,

    Still hit by the pre-emptive nuke. ;)
    Post by: P, Mar 18, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Post

    P,

    It's a necessary procedure to stop elephants from invading the forum.

    You can tell it's working well, because so far the elephants have been kept at bay.
    Post by: P, Mar 18, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    http://tinyurl.com/bryanabsol
    Profile Post by P for Absol, Mar 18, 2011
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    Profile Post

    Are you in a coma? B|

    Are you in a coma? B|
    Profile Post by P for Erkz, Mar 17, 2011
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    Remember, it could be a false name. Feel free to check.

    Oh, and TsumetaiTaichou is found dead of a heart attack in an unusual place, implying that unspecified wacky antics took place. Thursday, 17 March 2011 at 22:20
    Post by: P, Mar 17, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Axel-chan and Ienzo are sent to arrest Mako Tsunami and Tale Wind under suspicion of being Kira. Mako and Tale Wind were hanging out at Mako's house, playing Echo the Dolphin, when the detectives burst in. Tale Wind did the intelligent thing and ran for cover under the table. Instead, he was kidnapped through a secret passage under the rug by a knife and fork. After a gruelling interrogation, he was declared INNOCENT by the vigilante cutlery.

    Meanwhile, back at Mako's house, the two detectives cautiously examined his house, attempting to avoid the various aquatic booby traps, such as the Stingray-Steve, Sore-Fish-Swordfish and Catastrophic-Catfish. Ienzo failed to successfully navigate Mako's traps, and got hit by the Elevating-Electric-Eel, a hangman's noose made from an electric eel. Her entire face, including each ear, her nose and tongue got fatally fried. Axel-chan successfully navigated the traps, but was rewarded with a tomahawk to the face by Mako. In her dying throes, she drew her secret weapon, the butterfly gun, and fired a shot clean into Mako's mouth. He choked to death of the quickly expanding butterfly. All three of them died on Wednesday, 16 March 2011 at 22:53.

    Oh, and Mako Tsunami wasn't Kira; he was just a regular psychopath. INNOCENT.

    All kills were name kills.
    Post by: P, Mar 17, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Where's the paedophilia?

    Also, the lack of an update irritates me. Don't post in the thread unless you have an update. B| (Or rather, do an update every time you post!)
    Post by: P, Mar 17, 2011 in forum: Archives
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    What are you talking about? We're heading off to the shops right now. Right?
    Post by: P, Mar 16, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone