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Christhor. Heart attack. Died Wednesday, 13 April 2011 at 22:24.

Curious, having analysed evidence for nights on end, came to the conclusion that Rat was Kira. He also came to the conclusion that since Rat hadn't actually DONE anything, he would be easily acquitted in court. He also knew that Rat was an avid weapon collector, and that in his collection was a knife for killing sharks, a knife SHAPED like a shark, several crossbows of varying sizes, a disguised stun gun and a rather 'interesting' pen. As such, Curious decided to take the intelligent route of apprehending him, and snuck into his house late at night to apprehend him in his sleep. At some point though, Curious did away with the interrogation process, and instead stabbed the sleeping Rat to death. Fortunately for Curious, a Death Note was found in Rat's room, making him GUILTY.

EDIT: Oh, Christhor's been accused too. How do I keep missing that?

The Detectives investigate Christhor and find a Death Note in his room. They declare him guilty of being Kira, and promptly decapitate him.

...

"Woops" they say sheepishly, "Looks like we got the wrong guy. The Death Note we found in his room was just a replica, and can be bought for $7.60 from Dealextreme."

They then sew Christhor's head back onto his body, tie him to a tall tree on a stormy night and have him revive via the power of Frankensteinian science.

So why wait? Order your replica Death Note today!

INNOCENT

Me? I'm okay. Holidays for school are almost upon me, but I already know that I have a ton of work to do in them. Fortunately the work is...

Ugh. I had everything typed out nicely, then the browser died on me!

In a nutshell, I deliver kills as they are delivered to me, roughly. If you wish, I will spice them up a little. e.g. Midnight Star is found dead of a heart attack in a bathroom. It is possible that it has something to do with the great shock she received from discovering the robotic contraption Christhor installed on the porcelain butt-holder. Apparently ladies don't like their toilets equipped with laser-cutters.

ToD: Wednesday, 13 April 2011 at 05:15

Clue 1: http://textbin.com/040u6

Clue 2: http://textbin.com/302f2

Hint 2: Welcome to the dark carnival, brother.

No eye kills are in play, but the single hint released was due to a lapse on Kira 2's part.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's something you told me to do!

oh god it's you

I really don't want you in this thread right now

You know you can edit rep for the first few minutes after giving it, right? You go to the Usercp and double click the rep you gave.

I work with what I'm given.

Based on his suspicions. Christhor secretly invaded HQ's plumbing, and siphoned off water from the toilets each time someone flushed. When he felt that he had collected a sufficiently large enough sample size, he tediously distilled the urine out of the water, and collected it separately. He then froze the urine in the communal freezer, so he would be able to physically interrogate the shady substance. After a near miss with someone looking for lemon sorbet, he removed the solid pee from the freezer and proceeded to hurl the block around the planning room in full view of other Detectives, screaming profanity at the yellow waste. Only once the iced pee was shattered and melted all over the room did he sit down, think about his actions, and conclude that what he had just done was a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

Oh, and Ienzo and Tummer die of heart attacks at Monday, 11 April 2011 at 22:10

My mindset throughout this thread:

"I was certain Reptar was a girl. I guess she must be gay. It's cool that she's so open about it."

"Hmm. Wolfie's either using 'bro' without gender connotations, or I've somehow completely misjudged Reptar."

"Huh. Why would Reptar be weirded out by periods? Is she actually a guy, and lying on her profile page?!"

"More and more evidence suggesting that Reptar's a guy, but I'm certain she's a girl..."

I do think there is some merit to the idea of having a few more fonts installed though. Perhaps we should look into getting some more?

Even if they're not practical for normal text, they can be used for titles and the like.

I don't know about Vista, but when I installed 7, there was an option to just update and not fully replace. Perhaps Vista has something similar?

Round starts Monday, 11 April 2011 at 12:00:00 (GMT 0, 24 hour time)

If it came from 2chan, then you won't be able to find the original source. It's just an image board on which people often leak images and the like.

It looks authentic, I guess. Then again, it doesn't really tell us anything we don't know, so it probably doesn't really matter.

Yeah, you really missed a ton. This thread isn't even the funniest part. It's a meta-joke; a joke concealing something much funnier.

DiZ chose to imprison Roxas to revive Sora.

Riku chose to help him do so.

Xemnas chose to use Sora over Roxas.

Axel gave up on his plan to revive Roxas, and instead helped Sora.

The Keyblade chose Sora over Riku.

Ven chose to combine with Sora.

Xion chose to combine with Sora.

Roxas may also have thought that Terra had chosen Sora, due to Sora stealing his Keyblade from Riku.

Overall, there are a lot of people choosing Sora, and very few people choosing Roxas, so I'd say just about anyone could be 'him'.