You're going to have to bathe in Nair.
DAE WIN8 SUCKS? I HATE HOW THEY REMOVED THE START MENU, DAE THAT?
But I'm not having girl troubles. Things are actually going pretty well this time around. I figure as long as our break times aren't changed in such a way that separates us any time soon, we'll get plenty of face time with each other.
Mine was correcting an employee about KH3D being KHIII.
12/10, would illegally video tape again.
That right there is pretty good. Add in some good body language for it and you're set.
Hey, it's an awesome game! It may be old and for little kids, but it's fun!
I can already tell you're going to be highlarious.
Star Wars: Droidworks
But what about trying to get a girl to take my number? That's what I was really going for here. Getting her number before she called me was actually rather unexpected. According to Chad, you probably aren't.
He actually wanted to do someone in Naruto, but couldn't get any of the parts he tried out for. And if he was telling the truth, he tried out for everyone from Naruto, to Gaara, to the Third Hokage, to Sasuke, to Sakura. I don't know why he was so determined to get in on that, but I think we can all agree that Naruto would be much worse if he had succeeded.
Well excuuuuuuse me for getting nervous when I'm trying to talk to a pretty girl who has a lot in common with me and is just as bad at making conversation as I am in exactly the same ways.
IT WAS THE ONLY PHONE NUMBER RELATED THING I COULD GET TO COME OUT OF MY MOUTH, OKAY? ALSO IT MADE SENSE BECAUSE WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE WORK. AND I REALLY DID NEED THE REMINDER! DECEMBER IS MY WORST MONTH OF THE YEAR EXCEPT FOR CHRISTMAS WHICH IS OKAY.
I didn't think you actually hated everything. It's good to know that I was wrong.
"If I give you my phone number, can you call and remind me to do my payroll later? I keep forgetting and I need to get it done very soon or else I won't get paid next week." "Sure, here's my number. Send me a text now and I'll remind you this evening." Welp, there goes my annual moment of being smooth. I hope I won't need another one until next year. That was exhausting.
No, they called her home phone, which doesn't have caller ID because we usually call her cell unless we can't get a hold of her or there's an emergency. So unless we can figure out who knows her number who also knows about Jimmy and sounds just like him, they're almost definitely not going to be caught unless they screw up on a future scam. We've made about ~$700 via internet fundraising in the past week, though, so she may very well be able to get some of her money back, even if it's not all of it.
That's what you get for not being pregnant. Next time, either get pregnant or receive hormone therapy to induce menopause. Sure, both of those options are expensive, permanent, and probably very painful for a longer amount of time, but they're options nonetheless.
Behold.
Microwaving marshmallows is fun. Microwaving your sister is not so fun.
Did you click the link to the article? She wired it to them. Basically, a man who sounds a lot like my cousin, Jimmy, called her claiming he was injured and in jail. Then he asked her to wire him for bail, medical stuff, and other things. She obliged and now all she has to show for it is a few empty bank accounts and a significant amount of debt.
