Because that means the day before is Allons-Eve.
Literally five seconds of Googling
Of course I do. I'm everyone, and everyone knows it. Ergo, I know it.
Everyone knows you can't dodge something in slow motion.
That pun was so cornea. EYE SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!
Sure you aren't.
Dear god, what have I started?
Sorry, I'm too fat. He prefers them slim.
Doesn't this count as a necrobump?
Go kill three virgins and burn their bodies in sacrifice to the mighty god Ahuizotl. If He is appeased by your offering, he will give you a gold ring. If you eat it, your bladder capacity will grow by a factor of 300%.
No can do. Mum's sipping it for her annual night of drinking as we speak. Six, actually. At least as of last week.
Why do you want my finger?
I dipped my finger in a jar of apple pie moonshine, licked it, and am feeling slightly buzzed. What do?
Yes, exactly. Then we'll tell you how to preserve said hair.
Did I do that?
Try not=But what kind of leopard and mouse?
A couple of weeks ago, Sony sent out e-mails to everybody telling them to change their passwords, so maybe this is related to that?
Not anymore. It was fake. When the timer reached zero, all that happened was a big Rick Roll video. Now there's a message all about how the whole thing was a hoax.
See, that's sexist. Not all women are more self conscious about their weight. Don't go generalizing like that.
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