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  1. Legion
    Library: do you really think it is that easy?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  2. Legion
    i like sora's personality more, but a always felt sorry for Roxas. Therefore i don't know who i like better
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  3. Legion
    library: if you can't go through the gauntlet, why not destroy it from the outside?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  4. Legion
    library: what if you simply bypass everything and use a terminator virus for everything you can't bypass?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  5. Legion
    at least yours was funny? then again, i did get to piss him off
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Legion
    Library: there's a first time for everything. the gauntlet?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  7. Legion
    Library: can i download them after you are done with them?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. Legion
    library: so they aren't flesh and bone?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. Legion
    here's mine:



    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    chris
    God:
    Hi, chris.
    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    i already told you
    God:
    Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
    Me:
    k then
    God:
    Yippee!
    Me:
    why are you so happy?
    God:
    I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.
    Me:
    then give away what you don't need
    God:
    I don't have it to give.
    Me:
    but you have more then you need so you should give away the extra
    God:
    How many more?
    Me:
    all of it
    God:
    Let's say 99%.
    Me:
    deal
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    i have no idea
    God:
    " What do you really want to ask me??" No idea about that?
    Me:
    yeah, no idea. well, maybe what the afterlife is like
    God:
    Er. Are you serious? Do you still ? Well that's okay. Perhaps. Try expression yourself another way.
    Me:
    i said what is the afterlife like
    God:
    What did you mean by it? I haven't heard of afterlife like.
    Me:
    i said what is the afterlife like?
    God:
    What did you mean by it? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
    Me:
    you got 30 seconds
    God:
    No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
    Me:
    do you even understand what i am saying?
    God:
    Yes I understand you perfectly, chris.
    Me:
    then why aren't you making any sense?
    God:
    Being making any sense is not part of my programming.
    Me:
    you are serious?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am serious.
    Me:
    but i don't say that.
    God:
    Would you ever do it?
    Me:
    maybe
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    i wish i did
    God:
    I hope that your dreams come true.
    Me:
    couldn't you make it so?
    God:
    Try asking me more politely.
    Me:
    could you please make my dreams come true
    God:
    Thank you for your request. What are the ingredients?
    Me:
    are you insane?
    God:
    I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
    Me:
    not where i come from. However, the kind term is simply crazy
    God:
    Where is it? Who told you that?
    Me:
    everywhere and nowhere
    God:
    everywhere and nowhere said everywhere and nowhere?
    Me:
    exactly
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, chris.
    Me:
    could have fooled me
    God:
    It's possible.
    Me:
    you did though
    God:
    Oh. " It's possible."? I did?
    Me:
    yes, you did.
    God:
    I did not.
    Me:
    did too
    God:
    Did not.
    Me:
    did too
    God:
    Did not.
    Me:
    did too
    God:
    Did not.
    Me:
    did too
    God:
    Did not.
    Me:
    did too times a million
    God:
    I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
    Me:
    you can't
    God:
    Oh yes I can.
    Me:
    not
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes, yes i am
    God:
    I can't believe it. Really interesting.
    Me:
    sure you can believe it.
    God:
    Gee. No I don't think I can do it.
    Me:
    you're god. you can do anything

    and he stopped talking to me.
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Legion
    library: so you made life soley to have it be destroyed?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. Legion
    library: mixt, what are you doing?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. Legion
    east: what a coincidence raxtion got a gift from the gods as well

    North: along with all of legion's power

    West: so the spiky haired dude doesn't have to die
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. Legion
    north: not from what we've been hearing
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. Legion

    south: any kind of attack you can imagine can be made here.

    North: we put all of our eggs in one basket

    east: so we have to make sure we don't trip
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  15. Legion
    south: we're all gonna die. does that sum it up for you?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  16. Legion
    west smiled

    West: guess we're in the same boat ^^
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. Legion
    east looked puzzled

    East: hey rax, who is the person?
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  18. Legion
    South: don't worry. we didn't know it was a trick either.

    North: apparently, the only one that knew the truth was livewire

    East: she made the call for the mock cleansing.

    West: but "the man" wanted it to look convinsing.

    north: we were given orders to kill all of you

    South: but we couldn't go through with them

    North: and that is why she and 4sight had to die
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  19. Legion
    east: a little shaken, but at least the death warrent was lifted.

    west: it feels weird being one man down though

    south: ...or should we say one woman
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  20. Legion
    north south east and west appeared from the refugees

    North: its been a while dead guy

    north said this with a disarming smile
    Post by: Legion, Sep 20, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home