Well,thank God I drink Rockstar!
I've heard of Big Red,but never Big Blow XD
Jones was pacing back and forth,thinking of what he can do.Without his left hand,he couldn't steer the ship,he couldn't climb to th crow's nest to sleep,and he couldn't even fire a cannon.So he resorted to the only thing he could do:trying to adapt.He looked at the cow's nest for ten minutes,then tried climbing it,but without support from his other hand he just kept slipping.''Damn it to the bloodiest bowels of hell!'' He gave up and tried to find the nearest Port to sack.Hopefully,that would get his mind off his arm.But they were in the Bermuda triangle,and no Port in their right mind would b here,let alone any land.He was so overwhelmed by the shock that he collapsed.
You put my cat on fire,then I'll pour rum all over it :D j/k (I don't actually have a cat,but whatever cat you do that to)
I just checked and you're on mine.That's pretty weird,though.I don't remember adding you.Oh,it was probably during the AVT thing.
OOC:This is one of the gayest songs I've ever heard.No offense.I did laugh,though BIC: Jones tried to get a bottle of rum,but his hand was too hard to close,so he just shot the bottle out of anger with his other hand.''Dammit to hell!'' The he went outside to steer the ship,but his left arm would'nt move,so he could'nt turn the steering wheel.''Bloody hell!Knives!Come here and steer this damn thing!'' He pulled his glove off and got a good look of his hand.He tried closing it,but it was barely moving.It was even worse than before.''Ooooooh,why me?!'' He turned to see Creed's crew singing.''Oh my Lord,why me?''
Chodeh just blinked.''What?Switch for what?What are you talking about,man?'',he scratched his head and just looked at him with a puzzled look.
Okay,do this ina very desserted place,otherwise you're screwed.Take a bottle of rum or vodka and put it opened on the ground.Then have a friend put a lighter in it.The bottle should erupt with fire.BUT!When you're frind puts the lighter in,he has to run from the bottle because sometimes it shoots up.It works differetly sometimes.
XDD I remember that show!It did and does suck.Why in God's good name did they bring it back?
I don't drink Pepsi or Coke anymore.It makes me wanna grind my teeth for some reason,so I stopped.
What about Yvon of the Yukon?That was a pretty good show.
Meanwhile,Jones was in his cabin,looking at his arm and face.''What a mess.They're gettting hard to move now.'' He tried making a fist with his left hand,but it was really hard to make it move.Then he tried blinking with his bad eye,even that was hard.Sooner or later,he'd be a complete skeleton.''I need that chest,and I need to hurry.'' He put his glove and hood back on and went outside to breathe.When he turned to his door to lock it,Bart appeared out of nowhere. ''Jonessss.I got my men back.Seems you didn't use them at all.'',he said with his sword stabbed to the floor of his ship. ''No,I guess I didn't.Would you pick that thing up?It's wrecking my ship.'' Bart just snorted and acted like Jones didn't say anyting.''He wants to know when he's getting the chest.'' ''Soon,tell him to be patient.'',Jones told him. ''That doesn't sound too good for him,now, does it?'',Bart snared.''He can kill every last one of you if he wanted, and don't forget what happens to you if you fail.'' Jones shivered for a minute and looked at the undead that came with him.''Trust me,I don't intend on becoming one of your lackeys anytime soon.'',when Jones turned around,Bart was gone again.''Weird fellow.''
Well,either a can of Corrs Light,or 7up.
Well,see ya ,man.
Jones sighed and turned to face his crew.''Alright boys,we're headed North.Stay close to them,and we'll get there with no problem.''He pulled a bottle of rum from his coat and took a gulp.
Jones fell off his chair and woke up.''Damn,can't I get some sleep anymore?''.He rubbed his head and went to the deck. All of the crew were tending to the ship.Then Drake went to Jones.''Captain,where to next?'' Jones thought about that for a minute.''I don't remember.We never got as far as the Gemini with Captain Whitebeard.We were all killed by the Kraken before we can get there.'' he ran to the side of the ship and yelled at Creed.''Hey!Do you know where we're headed next?''
Chodeh walked up to Acid.''Whatcha doing?'',he said while eating another dumpling.
Yeah,I'm getting a Mod to move it.
The good old Xigster :D
Well,the description I already put was as specific as I could get with how I wanted it.
