Hey, I remember you! You're that person I just remembered :3
Um, hello? THis is SATAN we're talking about? You know, the guy who invented DeathSpank. He'll find a way to trace the call.
It's only fair to warn you: THe prank calls that follow will torment you and make you want to hide in a kangaroo's belly....but the kangaroo will never come (Satan has caller ID).
^_^ Sure thing. It's 1-800-666-IAMSATAN.
^ Because even vivi has a fail endurance limit.
In lamen's terms: The coral will multiply and form reefs until they Deathspank the mountain!
*whispers* Don't forget the editing. The edititng is VERY crucial.
^ Translation to all of the above: It got Deathspanked.
It got Deathspanked. What a shame :nono:
O_O Wow, that's um....really...well, it's something?
Kain was sitting in a caffe, calming his nerves before going hunting. '' Why all the soldier activity? Does this usually happen in this city?''
Kain sighed and swung Ebony over his shoulder.''Whatever. I have a hunting schedule to keep up with, anywayz.''
Well, it would be interesting to see others' remaining time (kida like the Saving Me video), but I can't say it's worth half of my lifespan. Life's short enough already, you know? Besides, some things just aren't meant to be seen.
He scratched his cheek, then calmly opened his eyes.''I see. So you're a military hound, is that it? Well, please keep your barking from waking up the townspeople.'' He put his hands up and looked casual.''That's all I ask, sir.''
Kain looked at Ren a bit and smirked. ''Well, at least he has manners.'' Then he brought his attention back to Yrev.''Sir, you DO know that I can cll the authorites and have them charge you for disturbing the peace?'', he said. ''What's so important that you have to go yelling like that, anyway?''
Kain sighed and put the finishing touches on his crossbow. He swung it over his shoulder and walked outside to see what all the commotion was. When he went behind Yrev, he politely poked him on the shoulder. ''Excuse me, sir, but it's quite early in the morning and some people are still trying to sleep. Now please quiet down.''
Kain was in the Blacksmith's shop, having his crossbow, Ebony, fixed. It was a jet-propelled high-speed crossbow that needed to be checked up on at least once a week. Water City technology at it's finest. OOC: I hope Van Helsing doesn't mind me taking a knock-off of his crossbow.
Swing and a miss
Cin, you just got Deathspanked.
OOC: Oh, Deathsight, good one. BURN! *high fives* Niyak saw the aura ball heading his way and he oved his FLint toward it. The aura balls faded into smaller ones that sent him flying back, but did not kill him. ''It seems...that my Flint doesn't even work properly against the agate. It can only neutralize it's minor attacks.'', he said while clutching his side.
