Zane didn't say a word the whole time.
Zane looked ahead at the town, as they came up to it. It looked run down, as if no one had been there for years
"JUST STOP IT! I'LL BE QUIET, OK!!!" he yelled
ooc: well I was hopen to say this later when the time was right, but its not like its a big deal. Its a desert island. Thats means that you'd also have to go by boat over to the other side, and that would take awhile, so that is why you would have to use a teleporter with the right key. You can just say that they were going to go some where, took the wrong key by accident, and then got teleported there, then right after, the teleporter breaks down so then they can't go back. That is when your charecters can try looken for a different town with a teleporter, and that is how they run into us
ooc: Huh? But everyone isn't at the other side of the kingdom, they are on the other side of THE WORLD. You have to use a teleporter, along with a specific key. THere is no other key like it, but there is one which would be able to transport a person near by the place where they are going to. "HEY, DON'T LAUPH!" zane yelled. Dam that son of a biach. I know that he can get me into a lot of trouble, but THIS? he thought
ooc: hold on xendane. How did theo get to a desert that's on the opposite side of the planet from the kingdom flounder?
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" zane yelled as he was dragged by the ears. He yelled owwwwwwwww every second he was tugged by the ears. ooc: its good to know. That means that I am gettin him to do just what I want, lol.
"Are we there yet?" zane asked
"Come now, onward servents!" zane barked. He was trying to piss him off best he could, but he was very excited that they were going there, since once he would be able to get some blood into his system, he would be able to finally move again
ooc: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?????????????? Thats just plain weird. bic: "I said MUSH!" zane ordered, thinking that he was, in a sense, above them all
"Good. Now mush human" zane said
Zane then started humming the tune of "strutter", as they walked, as the sun stood up high in the sky. It had been past 12 by now as well, so it was evening ooc: you guys say when we get to the village
"Ummmm, well, if you honostly are that much of a critic of my beautiful singing, then I GUESS that I could stop" zane said
"Hey, hey, want me to sing more?" zane asked, as he started lauphing. "Swingin' on the front porch Swingin' on the lawn Swingin' where we want 'Cause there ain't nobody home Swingin' to the left And swingin' to the right If I think about baseball I'll swing all night yea Swingin' in the living room Swingin' in the kitchen Most folks don't 'cause They're too busy *****in' Swingin' in there 'cause She wanted me to feed her So I mixed up the batter And she licked the beater I scream you scream We all scream for her Don't even try 'cause You can't ignore her She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet surprise Tastes so good Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie oh yea She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Swingin' to the drums Swingin' to guitar Swingin' to the bass In the back of my car Ain't got money Ain't got no gas But we'll get where We're goin' if we Swing real fast I scream you scream We all scream for her Don't even try 'cause You can't ignore her Swing it! All night long, Swing it! Swing in the bathroom Swingin' on the floor Swingin' so hard We forgot to lock the door In walks her daddy Standin' six foot four He said you ain't gonna swing With my daughter no more She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet surprise Tastes so good Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie oh yea She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Sweet cherry pie " He sang, irritably, and annoyingly, just for the sheer pleasure of everyone getting pissed. He hated being surround by humans (and human like beings), and there irritation was his happiness
"Well hey, I can sing to" zane said. He then started singing "TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man I mean, he was a dragon man Or maybe he was just a dragon But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside, Burninating the peasants Burninating all the peoples And their thatched-roof COTTAGES! When all the land is in ruin, And burnination has forsaken the countryside, Only one guy will remain My money's on TROGDOR! TROGDOR!!!!!!!!! TROGDOR!!!!!!!!! And then Trogdor comes in the NIGHT!!!!!!!", using the simple task of attempting to annoy every person there
"Maybe you just talk to little. Ever think about that?" zane asked
"You people are cruel, the way that you treat a defensless person. Threatning me, making some cursed dead man carry me, what's next, ya gonna eat your dinner off of me to?" zane said
