I: I hereby claim this mouth in the name of Incissor! *Another tooth appears* B: I don't think so I*gasps*: Bicuspid!! I should've known... B: I challenge you to a fight to the death! I: EN GARDE!! *can't move* B: Well, then, should we bit the tongue? I: On three. One...two...
Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Bender Bending Rodriguez. Bender is a Robot from the TV show Futurama, famous for his rants on how he wants to destroy all humans. But Bender lives and works with a bunch of humans. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Robot, a beer-fueled, human-despising mechanical life form, want to work for the Planet Express delivery company, with a bunch of meat-filled humans? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Bender! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Bender lives with humans, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Slither-Velvet Revolver
*pulls out shotgun and shoots page* Hey! There's Waldo......IN HELL!!!
28819 My fingers are cold and I'm typing half as fast. *goes to get gloves*
Okay, here's the 411 in a convenient little GIF:
28811 Even over here. I'm in my room right now, covered by my furry blanket (fake fur).But then again, it IS Canada were talkin' about.
Shouldn't this be in General Game Chat? If so, I'll get someone to move it.
DIARRHEA!!!
O_O Holy crap, you're a genius!
I didn't even know it was his birhtday. Jak, if you see this: Happy birthday. Have a good one, man.
Lad, you just might be legally r*****ed O_o
LOL. Right on, man. Right on.
So Far Away-Crossfade
I always enjoy personal quizes for some reason ^_^
Hmmmmm. I'd say that getting my foot run over by a CAR is worse, because if I hadn't been hit, I would'nt have to wait in line, and I would'nt have a headache.
I had a bigger pain in my head than in my foot at the time --_--
I love Shaman King. I have 2 of the games and I've seen most of the episodes. I call Tray.
DON'T GOT TO THE LOCAL CLINIC. I went there today because a car ran over my foot yesterday (it's a long story, don't get in it) and I ended up waiting 3 hours in line to get a number and then wait for them to call out my number doctor. In the end, we stayed there for 5 hours. I know that because the only thing I had to do was look at my watch every 5 minutes.
Because you smoke some "maple" leaves before-hand?
