Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!" Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window. Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff. Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarter back and she gave me Dan Marino. Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that **** if you want to."
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit
Oh yeah? Yo mama is so big, Dora can’t even explore her
Yo mama's so stupid she was staring at a juice box for half an hour because it said "Made From Concentrate" Yo mama's so fat that she photocopied a restaurants whole menu so she could literally order THE WHOLE MENU! Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a tan, God said "I said let there be light, ****!"
Yo mama's so fat a whale showed up at her family reunion! Yo mama's so stupid she put make up all over her forehead because she said she couldn't make up her mind. Yo mama's so dumb she thought Godzilla was a religious cult!
OOC: Later, Kairi BIC: Merlin eventually passed by Fling's desk and looked at her notebook. "Well, I see you're doing a fine job keeping up with your notes. Keep at it." Kain was writing down the notes as fast as he could so he could catch up. "This would be a heck of a lot easier if I could move my neck!" he thought while feeling his neck starting to cramp.
OOC: K, I'll see what I can do. Merlin pulled out his wand and gently tapped the chalk with it. The piece of chalk started floating and was writing down the rest of the notes while Merlin was walking by the desks to make sure the kids were actually taking notes and not doodling. Kain had his head burined in his arms, trying to take a nap. Merlin walked by and lightly hit him in the back of the head with his wand. Kain's neck became stiff and his back immediately went in a straight position. "Do pay attention to you notes, my boy. There will be having an exam at some point and these notes could be a life-saver."he turned around to look at hte rest of the class "The same applies to all of you."
*puts on green hat and orange jacket, then points at Girly* You killed Triggy, you *******!
Kain sighed and lay his head down. "Notes on the first day? C'mon, man..." He pulled out a pencil and notebook and started copying down what was on the board.
My Gecko's name is Oscar.......so help me God if I find Gecko in your next sandwhich.
Kain let out a sigh of relief and found an empty desk next to the window. "Well, would ya look at that? I'm late and the goods seats are STILL open!" He smiled sat down.
Kain jumped right throught the small opening at the door and dashed to Merlin's desk. "I'm so sorry I'm late, sir. It's my first day and I got lost. My name's Kain."
I WANT A FIRE MUFFIN!! I WANT A FIRE MUFFIN!! NOW!!!!! And you WILL get me a fire muffin. *smiles big while camera zooms in for a while*
And this is lil' S sayin': GET A LIFE!
OOC: Hey oh! I'm back. It's hard to sleep on a Satuday night, nowadays. BIC: Kain was wandering around the halls, looking at the map in the back of his class schedule. "Okay...so it says here that room A122 should be here....but it's just a wall!" He noticed that his name on the schedule was upside down. His face looking stupid, he slowly turned his map upside-dwn and he realized he had his map upside down the whole time! "Oh boy.....that's not very good, now is it?" He strted running to where the map pointed out his class. He still had a minute to find the classroom before the bell rang. "What does the bell sound like in a Monster school, anyway?"
OOC: GtG for now. See you all tommorow.....well, you know what I mean XP.
He nodded and pulled out a paper from his back-pocket. "Well, I'd love to stich and chat, but I have classes, and putting up a good first impression would be a plus on my part." he said as he waved goodbye.
OOC: Lesh BIC: Kain smirked and stuck out his hand. "The name's Kain. I'm a demon, but hopefully there won't be too many this year." he said with a big hearty smile.
Kain walked in front of Lesh looking sheepish with a funny smile in his face. "Ever heard the saying 'One is more than you can put down'?"
