It's not that he's not bright, it more.... Well, he's just an idiot. It's also partially his brother's fault. His brother once ran into him with his convertible. My friend flipped over the hood and landed in the back seat with both kneecaps broken. Apparently, that's not even the worst of it.
If you put batteries into a microwave, one of three things will happen: they'll recharge, they'll explode, or nothing will happen. A friend of mine tried this. They exploded, but it wasn't interesting enough for him, so he did it again, but this time, he put forks in as well. Nothing happened, so he went closer. Nothing. He went even closer. It exploded and he got a fork stuck in his shoulder. When he got back from the hospital, he did it again. He used knives, but stood 'safety distance' away. He got a knife stuck in his leg. My microwave is white.
Walking commercial?
What are the names of the forum families?
DAMMIT I wanted to do this!!!!!! Stupid malfunctioning Paint..... *grumble mumble*
Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I go on the Internet. Also, stalker much?
20 minutes from now, or 20 minutes to draw it?
I don't need admirers. I have friends.
Well, at least I'm prettier than him.
Since you're here too, I guess you suck as well.
Also completely over done.
Keep going. Definately keep going. I like how you put the thoughts in red, it made it so much easier to read. You really wrote this in an hour? The sentence structure, spelling any grammar are wonderful. I would like to know why this is in the Original Work section, as it seems to be a KH fanfic.
That's ICSP's job!!!!
Ok, ok. Don't get all possive on me. EDIT Uber ninja'd
HOW COULD YOU?!?!?i?!?
Damn. Ninja'd.