Xardius landed heavily on the ground, rolled forward, and came up next to Xegreny. "Been a while since we fought together. Let's rock this thing, shall we?" OOC: Don't forget me! I got Xardius' part, Tera Roth's part, the Enigmatic Knights' army, the Brotherhood and their evil plans, Tyre's part, the Guardians of Larenska, and of course, I'm part of Nulix's evil plan for the Air Army battle.
OOC: What's going on guys? By the way, I've decided to post Xardius jokes every day: The first one is called - The Talk Show. See what you guys think. "The Talk Show" "Hello and welcome to today's installment of: The Guys who Think They're Tough and the Talk Show that Proves they AREN'T! I'm your host, Ban..." "And I'm your other host, Ana! Welcome today! Today we have our special guest: the guy who claims he's tough, Xardius! How are you today, Xardius?" Ban and Ana turned their mikes as one, Ban pushing his mike into Xardius' chin, Ana pushing her mike up his nose. Xardius pushed both of the mikes away, cleared his throat, and said irritably, "I feel like I want to hit something." Ban and Ana exchanged amused glances. "Just so the folks know, what one word would you use to describe yourself?" Ban asked. Xardius tapped his chin for a moment. "Hmmmmm....BUFF." Ana nearly choked on her water, and Ban hid a grin. "Well, that's um...nice. Why don't we step over here and see what we have to see if you're tough." A curtain moves and Xardius steps onto a platform with a huge bar and weight on it. "This is it?" he asks, raising his eyebrows. Ban shrugged. "You claimed you could lift 900 pounds, so we put on 900." Ana moved to one side of the stage, to a screen Xardius couldn't see. On it it said: "What Xardius doesn't know is that we've actually put on nearly a ton. There's no way he'll be able to lift it!" Xardius popped his back, worked his shoulders, and heaved the bar up one-handed. "You sure this is only 900?" Ban's eyes nearly popped out of his head. "Um, put it back down now." Xardius shrugged, and placed the bar on the floor again. Ban motioned to Ana hurriedly. The screen changed. "This is very unusual. 2000 pounds, and he doesn't flinch. Usually, for those who aren't so cocky, we just install heavy magnetic grippers under the floor that will up the poundage to nearly 4000 pounds without any weight. The 6000 pounds that Xardius will attempt to lift will be too much! Heh heh!" Xardius popped his back, worked his shoulders, and grabbed the bar. Nothing happened as Xardius flexed. Xardius let go, frowning. "Something wrong?" Ban asked snidely. Xardius shook his head. "Nope." Slamming both hands onto the bar, Xardius' nostrils flared as he heaved with all of his might. The floor ripped open as the magnets flew upward with the bars, clamping on. Xardius considered them, then switched to one hand, spun the bar around, then said, "Here. Catch." He tossed the bar to Ban, who squeaked before it smashed into his face, burying him through the floor. Xardius shrugged, popped his back, worked his shoulders, smirked considerably, and walked off the stage. Ana fainted dead away. Needless to say, Xardius is now a wanted figure on that world. THE END
OOC: Where are you guys finding all of these sprite sheets? I found one site, but it's kind of limited.
"BREAK HIM OUT! Gosh, I'm not your mother!" Alan howled as he ran down the hallway.
OOC: *sighs* All right. Here's a sprite sheet for Xardius: Never mind...I'll just PM Pirate. I found better ones.
Okay, so some people have had some run-ins with golems, but other than that, nothing much has happened. The Katanarama has been destroyed, stranding several people in a jungle. Um, Pirate is making a video game of the Ultimate Organization... And that's all!
Alan poked his head back in. "Probably," he said. "Besides, they shot us first. They could have killed us. They'll have plenty of time to get to the escape pods once I start the self destruct sequence and start imploding some of their highly flammable ammunition..."
OOC: I'm here! We can start the battle. I have about an hour and a half to do it in. Here's a sprite for Xardius:
OOC: Heeheehee.... BIC: Alan laughed. "So? That means they'll blow up. Somebody find a small ship that will get us out of here, and Yokai and I will go blow things up..." Laughing manically, he ran down the halls...
OOC: It was a girl...Heh heh heh heheh hahahahahahahahahah MWAHAHAHAHA! Okay, enough. I'll be on for 15 minutes here, then I'm coming back at 5:00. (3:00 now, so two hours). BIC: Moridith opened his eyes. The void called to him. He wrenched himself away, and stood staring at Hastuan, and the four others who had been destroyed before. "Where are we?" he asked. One of the four spoke. "On the brink of the void." "Keyblades..." "Not enough. Nothing can destroy a golem permanently." "Except our creator." "Our creator has need again. We are going back. Are you coming?" Moridith smiled. "Oh yes..."
THIS IS A FOOTBALL THING! Everybody likes football...except for me, but that's not the point. JOIN THIS THREAD FOOTBALL LOVERS!
This hasn't been posted in in forever. OK, golems: Golems are magic-resistant creatures of which only 30 were created. Their creator remains a mystery, but they are intelligent, human-like beings who are nearly invincible. They can only destroyed using spirit energy known as chi, as well as magic-blessed steel, which includes keyblades. Male golems are extremely powerful, and charge into attacks, relying on their impenetrable defense and super strength to kill opponents. Female golems flow like water across the battlefield, dodging all attacks and rapidly attacking.
I meant like the UO. A lot of people are too preoccupied with that, and there's school now, as well as work... PLEASE JOIN THIS THREAD!
"I am a golem you fool!" Moridith began, but Xardius cut him off. "What he means is...He's a monstrosity that was created by high beings of great power to destroy other great beings of power. One of the uses of a keyblade is to destroy golems. They are immune to magic, and physical blows, but magic-blessed steel will destroy them, as well as spirit energy known as Chi. Good luck." OOC: Last post, sorry. See you tomorrow. Bye.
"Amusing," Moridith hissed. "You wish to talk, while I wish to kill. Dance with me, you fool. The dance of death." *** Hastuan eyed the keyblade with worry, then snapped back into focus. "Your cursed blade cannot touch me! HOW ABOUT THIS?" Power sprang through the ground and suddenly she was spinning so fast all that was possible to see was a blur. Blows rained on Xegreny, and Hastuan backed off, panting. OOC: A lot of blows, not very powerful though.
Hastuan moved like water, wrapping herself in contortions that shouldn't have been possible, not letting one bullet touch her. A thrust in the chest sent Xegreny off balance, followed by a snap kick to the head that whipped his head around and landed him in the dirt. "Nothing can hurt a golem," Hastuan smirked. *** "Noxas. Xane. Nulix. Bellatrix." Moridith sneered at them as he walked forward. "Take revenge on me....or I will kill you all. Go ahead. Attempt to strike me."
Xardius stuck out his tongue. "Nananananananaaa!" OOC: Heartless, insensitive bully! Xardius, you're soooooo mean!
OOC: Keyblades would work. BIC: "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Xardius cried as he rubbed his head. "THAT CRIPPIN' HURT!" He blasted through the roof, now the bottom of the ship and landed on it. "No one bumps me around like that!" Fire sprang around him. "SUCKERS!" A huge fire pillar sprang up and blasted into the air ship that had shot them, where Vecked was. *** The golem was still standing where it originally had been. Lightly, it dropped onto the new floor. "Interesting, little cretons, but now it's just time to die." *** Hastuan moved like liquid, as if in a dance, dodging every blow, and catching the last one, spinning around and slamming Xegreny into the floor several meters away.
BOING! BOING! BOING! I'm bumping, no one's jumping... But, I was only bumping too, really. Need to post here every once in a while. Though the idea is good, not very many people stayed after the beginning. Too many other responsibilities.
OOC: If you want to...but it'll be a different one hunting somebody else. Just get in the way. BIC: Xardius screamed louder: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The ship lurched and started falling. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Xardius screamed. "Shut up you twirp," the golem said as he kicked Xardius in the back. Xardius yelped and twisted as he flew forward, skidding to a stop in his feet. "Ack! A golem!" "You must die," the golem said. "I am Moridith, your death in living form. Fortunate that many are here. Who wishes to die first?" *** "Hah!" Hastuan cried, thrusting a fist towards Xegreny, and spinning into several powerful and blindingly fast kicks. OOC: And there's two ways right now to kill a golem. Chi and the second one, which is magic-blessed steel. Just so you all know. Or crystal-blessed. Chop. AAAAAAAAAH! Dead golem. Xardius happy! THANK YOU ORION FOR CHI!
