Xardius got up, brushing his bottom off. "Maybe I'll get to see some action then," he said.
OOC: The next one will be better. But what was the score on the first one? I was pretty sure this one would be bad anyhow.
OOC: I think we should do the Air Army battle today. And I got another Xardius strip: "Here we are at the competition to decide the strongest man in the world! I'm Ban..." "an' Ana! Give a nice applause for Ban, who just got out of the hospital! Today's contestants are Xardius and Meatskull!" Ban gulped loudly, cleared his throat, and went on. "Xardius is here to have an arm-wrestling competition!" Xardius stared nonchalantly around. Meatskull glared at him. "Ready!" Ana began. "Set! Go!" Hands clenched and Meatskull pushed with all his might. The cheering crowd paused as sweat began to bead on Meatskull. Xardius wasn't moving, hardly looked like he was working at all. "Just...warming...up!" Meatskull grunted. Xardius shrugged. "Take your time." Meatskull roared and grabbed Xardius' hand with his other one, yanking as hard as he could. Xardius' hand didn't budge. "Resorting to cheating already?" Xardius asked. "I don't like cheaters." With a snap, he whipped Meatskull's hand through the table and up the other side. Meatskull screamed as his arm broke, Xardius kicked the table onto him, and stalked off. Ban fixed his tie. "Good thing it wasn't me this time."
OOC: Yes, you can join. The Chaotic Worlds RP is in the Fantasy section. Thanks a lot! AND MORE PEOPLE PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEE JOIN!
OOC: Sorry guys. BIC: Zaxor snarled. "Not this time!" Fire and earth exploded everywhere, sending the Ultimate Organization reeling back. "Dragon, depart!" Zaxor said, and he and the earth dragon flew away... OOC: You'll see that one later...Heh heh. Anyhow, I gotta go to Scouts, so see you guys later.
Zaxor raised his arms above his head, and the earth erupted in front of him. The giant earth dragon spread its wings as it dove from the ground and Zaxor clambered on with grace. "Goodbye little worms," he said, and the earth ripped apart.
"You don't want to kn--" Xardius began but he was cut off by a loud voice. "Insolent children!" Zaxor said, stepping down from the air. "Time to die!"
Xardius stared into space, then suddenly the ground opened up and a large hand grabbed the Dai Jee agent and sucked him underground. Xardius blinked as a muffled boom came from the closing earth, and a small jet of flame flew up. "That would be the Minute Bomb," Xardius said as the hole closed. "But what was the hand?" Maniacal laughter reached his ears, and Xardius turned. "Uh-oh. Guys...I think we should leave...now..."
Xardius glared at no one in particular. Something good better happen soon, Xardius thought violently.
Xardius dropped the unconscious agent to the floor, folded his arms, and glared. "You're making us pay to stay here now. Sorry, I ran out of money when I bought my...um, thingie, never mind, I can't tell you."
"FINE!" Xardius growled, and he grabbed the Dai Jee agent, smashed his fist repeatedly into his face until he was unconscious. "HAPPY NOW!?"
"Quit trying to pick fights and get moving," Xardius growled. "Or you'll personally be fighting me!"
Xardius shook his head. "No, YOU don't." He grabbed the top of her head and slung her over his shoulder, then continued moving on to where Xegreny, Light Mask, Xane, and any other bozos who were standing and drooling at the computer screens nearby.
OOC: All right, I'm back! BIC: Xardius woke up, stopped drooling, and followed Xegreny. OOC: Um...we fought this Lu Ten guy, and then we were stopped by Dai Jee agents, and now we're um...walking away. I guess. I was eating dinner, so I don't know much. Anyhow, feel free to join!
"Fatso," Xardius muttered. "Fine." OOC: Dinner time for me too. BRB.
"I make it a point not to kill, just break bones," Xardius muttered. He grinned at the falsity of his statement. "Except when I 'm using magic..." Two quick punches, a knee to the gut, and a flip over his head left the Dai Jee agent in front of him on the ground. "Let's see...Under the weather I think applies that we're...um, sick, right? I think that blow to your stomach might make your stomach a bit queasy."
Xardius nearly fell on his face. "Wha-? You mean, we don't get to fight you?"
"A what?!" Xardius growled, leaping after Xegreny. "Let's see if these armored dudes are any less of wimps than the other bumheads were."
OOC: I don't think I can edit again...I feel stupid.
OOC: That's dumb, now I have to start over. This whole post has been EDITED! BIC: Xardius sighed. "I never liked swimming." Concentrating, he spread his hands, and the vortex halted. Sweat beaded on his forehead. "This power...is hard...to control," he muttered. "Not really...fire...But I can manage." With a roar, he leaped forward and the vortex closed under him as he vaulted across. He landed on where the other side used to be, gasping. "Now for the heat," he said. Spreading his hands, the heat seemed to suck into spirals around his arms, squeezing into him. The heat dissipated quickly, and with a wave of his hand, the smoke cleared. "Nothing to it," Xardius grunted, tired.
