Sorry. *reverse glomps*
Oniichan!:glomp: *in Joey and Tristan's voices* TORMENT!
More disturbing than what Eden saw? Gimme the link on MSN.
Show her the Lucario pr0n, Adiel.B|
Emma, talk to God and repent yourself. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Notice the quotation marks, genius.
Good. Now repeat after me. "I have no life."
>9000/10 filler
Don't make me show you yaoi.B|
Blasphemy!B|
All our HikaKao yaoi is gone!D8
All our Godzilla movies are gone!D8
*joins* filller
I wish, but I had to get up early today so I couldn't. Didn't stop me from staying up past midnight, though.
Me: Bored. God: Try watching TV. Me: There isn't a TV in this room. God: There sure is. Me: No. There isn't. God: Are you serious? "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: *sigh* Do you watch Death Note? God: :-) My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: You don't watch Death Note?! God: Do you know any robots who watch Death Note? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: Go to Hell. God: What makes you so angry? Me: You don't watch Death Note! God: Do you watch Death Note? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: Yes, I do watch Death Note. God: Tell me more. What is your favorite show? Me: My favorite show is Your Mom. God: Wasn't that show cancelled? Me: *facepalm* God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: A man. God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: Did you think I was a girl? God: Yes. I am a thinking machine. Me: You are one messed up mother****er. God: No I am completely in control of myself. Me: Lies! God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: Do you play Devil May Cry? God: I like to play the Turing Game. Me: What the Hell is that? God: I call it Hades. The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'. Me: Sounds ******ed. God: Yes it sounds like it to me too, . Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Are you male? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman? Me: I'm a man. Are you a woman? God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress. Me: I knew it! God: How did you know? Me: Because you are too girly to be male. God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am girly to be male. Me: You might be a tiny bit gay. God: OK I will try to be a tiny bit gay. Me: You can start by raping small boys around the age of 6. God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: O rly? God: Tell me more about your . Me: Your what? God: My what or I am what? Me: You're confusing me. God: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. Me: Yeah right. God: I am usually right. Me: No, you're not. God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: Yes. God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: Have I confused you? God: I don't know whether you have or not. Me: I'm gonna leave now. Bye! God: Oh. Bye bye. See you later.
Fangirls, Jeffrey thought, as he rolled his eyes. "How did a Heartless get in the ship?"
"Aw man," Jeffrey2 said. "Does Dad know?"
Don't even say that.
