Quick, in Question Time I asked you a bunch of sexual questions!
*texts Famous*
Why does his mom have those in the first place, hm?
Epic win.xD
Yes! 8')
No thank you.
Yay! *tears* Thank god for polygamy!
Will you bear my child? [/Miroku]
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1584992/ Yep.
F*ck yeah! Let's play some Pac-Man, b*tch.
advent has one right now?
First! What am I?
Dear Gov., Spoiler Your little ESRB missed this when they rated Pokémon FireRed and Pokémon LeafGreen. Signed, The Otaku
Dear Dell, I'm sorry to tell you, but my computer is an HP. Signed, The Otaku
Dear Mr. Hero, We're sorry, but you are not Jesus. Therefore, you may not come back to life. But if you're lucky, Buddha will reincarnate you as a rabbit or something. Signed, The Otaku
Dear Gov., I would like to see proof of Kong before I believe your sh*t. Besides the best oxymoron is Government Organization. Cheekly, The Otaku
Dear Mr. Race, Kong is just a giant ape. He's not even taller than the Empire State Building. Godzilla is taller than the entire city of Tokyo and can breath radioactive flame. Replying in Defense, The Otaku
Dear Mr. Race, How come Kong won in King Kong vs. Godzilla? Kong got killed by airplanes, but Goji can't even be killed by his mecha-twin without help from two oversized caterpillars. Interrogatively, The Otaku
Yeah, he's not allowed in the next poll.>8D
Dear Mr. Race, Your last letter does not make sense because there are only two halves of a whole. Smartassly, The Otaku