I also plan on getting that as a tatoo on my arm someday.
Well, unless he was giving out free rope at the time, I don't think there's much to worry about.
Wow, a funeral and I'm not invited? Blasphemous!
Ah, heck, I got to bomb them and have some laughs, but it's probably high time to give it a rest. *signs*
Oh c'mon, man, you know that's not true. So you had a couple of breakdowns and shutdowns. It happens to everybody. At any rate, I'm sure everybody forgives you. But if you're fixated on leaving, have a good one, man. Best of luck.
Or you'll all be taking diarrhea dumps in your pants.......
Okay, time for a bit of biological warfare *puts on gas mask and releases Gastro virus towards the other countries* They'll be in the bathroom for months.
Kain picked up his drink and gave Thron the stink-eye. He wanted to avoid punching him in the stomach as much as possible, so he just sat down and took a sip from his Sangria. "*cough*dork*cough*" he looked the other way and acted as if he didn't say anything.
God bless you, sir! *pushes button. There's an eerie silence, then suddenly someone pops out from the distance* THIS IS NEW SPIKELAND!!!!!!!!!!!! *Suddenly, Billions among Billions of auto-play tape recorders full of the worst lines, jokes, and puns are launched into the air towards the other countries* I hope you like Kevin Meaney >:3
*Is looking at a button that says WMD on it* I dunno.....I'll have to consult allied nations before doing anything.... *Finger impatiently taps near the button*
Kain looked over to Blade and sighed. "You're right. I guess I'll just have to sit down and try to tolerate him being here." As he walked to the bar to get a Sangria, he could'nt help but look at Thorn again. He wanted to turn around and bust Thorn in the jaw, but for the party's sake, he had to stay calm.
--_--.........You ****nugget.......
Kain looked over to see Thorn standing with Lament. His eye twitched and his hand suddenly curled into a tight fist. "What the F*** is HE doing here?!?!?!"
Vivitonia, know that you are a friend of New Spikeland. Green ftw.
OOC: Well, it doesnt make much sense that a giant cloud would be there out of nowhere, but do what you will. I somehow have the feeling that you plan on making the wind particles in the cloud drastically heat up with the spirit particles in the feathers and making a huge lighting bolt....Right? BIC: Kain looked up to where Ren had jumped. Tfeathers were now headed toward the huge cloud Ren was jumpimng to. "What , is he crazy? He's going to freeze to death if he hits that cloud...... Then, he noticed all the fethers were headed towards the huge cloud above him. "Wait a minute...... OH SHI-"
Kain made it through the door. You would'nt have guessed it by his entrance, but he was running like a madman to get to the party on time. He was wearing a black tuxedo blazer with his regular clothes, and he had a chain going down to his backpocket where his pocket watch was. He looked around, trying not to seem weird in front of everyone else. He was slowly trying to loosen his tie and catch his breath, since he was tired from all the running. "Well, looks like I missed the start of the party, but better late than never, after all."
OOC: A really powerful gust. It's strong enough to push spirit feathers at a high speed, after all.
Spike and Catch The Rain were running from the hordes of spammers that were in the graveyard. Luckily, the spammers were pretty slow, so outrunning them was more or less easy. The only problem was there were so damn many of them. "There are so damn many of them!" Spike yelled as he turned around every once in a while to shoot them down. CtR was right next to him when she pointed out a bridge. "Look! We can cross that bridge over there!" Spike reloaded his gun and looked at the bridge she pointed out."Good job. We might be able to lose them over there if I take down that bridge. The pick-up point's further ahead, anyway." When they got to the bridge, there was a cabin and a cave on the other side. Coming out of the the were as many spammers as there were chasing them already. "What are we gonna do?" CtR asked. Spike looked in both directions and sighed."I hate to admit it, but we're cornered, alright. Let's get in that cabin!" He tackled the cabin's dor open and pointed his gun around the room to secure the place. In the corner, there was someone picking up a hefty piece of metal. "Spike, catch!" The starnger threw the metal at Spike, and he caught it with his hand. It was Shadowjak. SJ laughed abit and put his hands up. "Well, it really IS a small world, after all." "Shadowjak? What are you doing here?" Spike asked him. "Well, last time I checked, I was trying to stay alive." Sj said with a grin. He looked at Ctr and chuckled with a smile. "Well, I see you got yourself a new job as a Nanny." CtR gawked at him and turned around. "How rude! I'll have you know, I'm wise enough to take care of myself." SJ put his hands up jokingly and laughed. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy with the temper, Princess." He turned around and looked at Spike. "Is she..........?" Spike shook his head and moved some shelves towards the windows to try to make a barricade. "Naw, she's cool." SJ put his hand on his chin and nodded while looking at CtR. "Yeah, that makes sense. There's supposed to be an annoyingly obvious symptom before you turn into one of them, anyway." From outside, you ould hear hundreds of roaring outside. They were slaming against the doors and trying to break down the windows. Spike quickly looked over to CtR and pointed at the stairs. "Quick, hide upstairs!" CtR nodded and went up to find a safe place to hide. Meanwhile the spammers broke the front window and managed to push the shelf down. SJ reached into his backpocket and pulled out an M9 Beretta pistol ( F.Y.I the one Solid Snake uses) and swung it around his finger, then loaded. "Alright then, let's flame some spammers." (you're going to hate me for this.....) TO BE CONTINUED......
The feathers spread apart, so they flew right past him. Then, they kept flying at Ren's direction at high speed. Without even turning to ook at Ren, Kain put on an amused grin. "Trying to run away from them is just prolonging the inevitable. You can't outrun the wind."
I would've said "Blendered-up Space Turd", but a lot of members on this site would probably get POed at me........GOD DAMMIT!!
