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Welcome, welcome. It's good to have a new member. Now, make sure you read and obey the rules or the staff will eat you. They can do it too. O_O
Enjoy your stay with us! ^-^

A miracle in and of itself.

Jayn! Can I have some cookies too? Or do I have to be bad to get them?

I live in Alberta.

The closest member to me lives in Saskatchewan.

I'm never going to get to meet any of you at this rate.

:'(

The old threads exist so that when a new member asks a question, instead of typing out a huge response, the older members can copy and paste the link to the old thread, giving new member access to all of the info he/she needs with minimal effort on the part of the old members.

Among other things.

[x] Examine statues.

You never know when you're going to need to bust someone with a bust.

Thanksgiving was last Monday...

...

Ohhhhh.

Ok!

^-^

It snowed yesterday. It looks like parka weather is back.

But he was bragging about being the only one on.

Only one = alone = status?

Being alone = status?

I think the Light team needs more members.

593

That doesn't mention pins at all. Does that mean that the pins are now trophies?

Why would you kill all of the other Prems? What did they ever do to you?

Hey Steve, guess what?
What Karl?
I'm a lion!
*sigh* We've been over this Karl. You're not a lion. You're a schizophrenic.
I'M A LION!! RAWR!!!

~Later~

Hey Steve, guess what?
Karl, if you attack me again, I'm going to punch you.
Is that how you speak to the mother of your child?
WHAT?!
I'm pregnant Steve, and it's yours.
But we're both male!
Are you breaking up with me?!

~Seven months later, Karl gave birth to a beautiful baby pillow in a mental hospital.~

What am I looking at?

This site clearly exists for the sole reason of giving Amaury a blog and people to stalk. Why are you infringing on Amaury's territory?

I love watching storms. But there hasn't been any good ones lately. :'C