Taxidermy him, then mount his bodiless, taxidermy-ed head on a toothpick as a warning to any tohers who dare to enter your domain. And use his headless, taxidermy-ed body as a paper weight.
There was an option of you mocking me? I didn't even pick up on that!
Mount his head upon a toothpick and stick it near the mouse holes as a warning to any others who dare enter your domain.
Were you actually trying to be subtle, or were you being not subtle, read my comment as sarcasm (which it was), and say "Yes, I was being not subtle, which is what I was going for, good job for picking that up with your well executed sarcasm", or something to that effect?
Subtlety, or sarcastic subtlety?
Subtle.
Mine wins because movement.
Hmmmm... I like the Eevee-lution one better, if only because of the subject matter, They're both very well done though.
I never had dial up. Mostly because my parents didn't get internet until I was twelve. And bunny ear TV until age ten! Good times.
Is that the one you have now?
Why is he firing the gun? I would be firing the rocket launcher. Yay, Finland though.
My God it is magic.
I notice you and adore your signature.
Isn't there only a dozen Keyblade Wielders anyways? I choose the one that wielded the keyblade on the far right.
Headdresses.
What is a noun which has the definition of "a swift and intense force"? Answer: Violence. In all seriousness though, there is a time and a place for violence. perhaps not so much in everyday life, but in certain situations it is very necessary. For example, a person in hysterics is best calmed down by a swift slap or a douse of cold water. These can be considered "violent" acts, but were necessary to calm down the person enough to talk them through their panic.
Timpanic drum.
What if it's better than Chrome? If it's better, then it's not as good: it's better.
Spoiler
Narcolepsy.
