[color=magenta]Horde books. Hooray! I only have one dog and he's really antisocial. And old. He's like the grumpy old man on the porch yelling...
[color=magenta]And to choose alignment. Do I burn villages? Do I keep to myself? Do I help farmers in fields? Awwwww, he sounds so cute~
[color=magenta]Me too. So much. And not just a crappy mobile farm game. I wanna burn some villages. OOOH WHAT BREED WHAT GENDER RATE THE...
Not to mention, we can't just toss 'em overboard. That's littering. Better to feed them to a hungry space snake in a gesture of peace.
[color=magenta]They totally are. With their fire breathing and their claws and teeth and mostly-impenetrable armor~
To be fair, it's a really new reference. The game came out on mobile just a few days ago. Speaking of, it's free. Go get it. Also! We have some cookie dough left over. Cap'n! Does the wee beastie like cookie dough? Maybe if we give it treats, it'll follow us and be our pet snake. Alternately, we could just toss it one of the dead-or-dying alien pirates we have on board.
[color=magenta]Man, I love dragons. There should totally be more of those.
Why don't we just wait for it to open its mouth to swallow us and then fire all lasers into its maw? Worked on the Nemean Lion.
[color=magenta]Even more time consuming!
Pine, you can totally eat it. After I kill it and send it down to the kitchens. Because eating Space Serpent raw gives you a tummy ache. Even ask our good doctor. Besides, it tastes fantastic with basil. *grabs laser saber and prepares for battle*
[color=magenta]Either way, it'll be very time consuming trying to stop her.
[color=magenta]Yeaaaah, I've been reading a lot of Batman comics. This angsty crap shows up a lot. If Penny does come back, then any side effects...
I would vote Oracle just because she's awesome (and Steph and Babs are both DC), but if that's not on the table, definitely Kitty, like Pine said. Not that my vote matters since the decision has been made. BUT YOU HAVE MY APPROVAL!!!
[color=magenta]Mind over matter and whatnot. Of course, she would probably glitch during a battle and a friend would get hurt and then she would...
[color=magenta]That would be acceptable and devastating. She could also start glitching for no reason, like there's no software or hardware issue...
[color=magenta]But perhaps in all the chaos, the White Fang got a hold of her body and rebuilt her, but evil. Then again, that's been done to...
[color=magenta]Sure, and for the most part, death will. Pyrrha's death will, because she isn't coming back, because she is flesh and blood and...
[color=magenta]Seriously? She gets her life back and that's a bad thing? Oh hey, maybe a blue-based character gets introduced next season and...
[color=magenta]"Hey Penny, yeah, sorry about the change in venue. But some hooligans set off an EMP at the fight, and we needed to bring you back...
That is a fantastic dream. Mad scientists wizards need to learn to share. But then again, since it was a mad scientists wizard's cookie dough, eating it probably would have turned you all into squirrels. Or lamps.
