One time I saw this super freaky bird perched on my backyard fence and it just wouldn't move. I asked my parents what it was and they said it was a baseball glove. I didn't believe them because baseball gloves don't freak me out so I went outside later to get a closer look and it was a baseball glove.
That was one time and it wasn't even canon.
Don't worry. Ash'll screw it up somehow. Trust me.
Most water you drink has chemicals (both good and bad) in it, which makes it taste bad. When you taste yourself it's just pure water, which tastes way different.
GOYAY
Wait, we've got a snow emergency? How come nobody told me?
