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  1. Keychain System
    And then there's that one gal who decides that right after lunch when everybody needs to clock in is the best time to use the time clock to check her hours for the week.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 16, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Kids

    But somehow shooting a woman sixteen times in the head because she runs a puppy mill makes them hate you again.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 16, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Keychain System
    No. People walk in groups of three side by side by side and you're the only person who wants to get to the break room quickly so as to maximize the time when you're able to sit down.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 16, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Kids

    Have them cut a switch so you can discipline them.
    Forum user suggests running over kids due to video games rewarding points for killing children. More at 11, on Fox News.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 16, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Keychain System
    where you are the only person whose normal walking speed is greater than two feet per hour.

    That's how I feel every day because everybody walks so slowly. For the last time, I am not in a hurry. This is just how I walk!
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jan 16, 2015, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Keychain System
    I'm a Rhythmia junkie. Over the past three weeks I've had over 11 kilos and keep going back for more every day. I do it at work, I do it in car, I do it in bed. I'm doing it right now. It's gotten to point where my dealer's been giving me CollectaCards to keep me coming back for even more.

    I do it competitively too. Hitting those triggers perfectly even when they're zooming in at me and spinning all over the place is such a huge rush.

    I need help.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jan 12, 2015, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Keychain System
    I go to a grocery store that deals primarily in imported goods a couple of times a year and the British candy is definitely better than the US candy. The chocolate is creamier, the fruity stuff is tangier, and the Jaffa Cakes are existingier.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 11, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Dibs on whatsherface with the scythe.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 10, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Keychain System
    One time I ran into a ski patrol lady while snowboarding.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 10, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    Recently, there's Captain Earth. While it has some minor flaws regarding pacing and after finishing it there were still few major loose ends that really bugged me, it's among my favorite shows of 2014. The characters are well developed (though the best character arc appears to be lifted directly from Dangan Ronpa 2 with only a few unique twists) and the animation is beautiful, especially when it comes to facial expressions and mecha fights. Even still shots from the fight scenes are great. Just look at this thing of beauty:
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    The humor is well written and the slice of life sections really sell the characters as believable (if rather unrealistic) human beings. The best way I can describe it is that it has the conspiratorial intrigue of Evangelion or Code Geass, the hot-bloodedness of Gurren Lagann, and the heart of Eureka 7 but it's not quite on the same level as any of them. Go in expecting something like that and you won't be disappointed.

    I have also heard great things about Aldnoah Zero, but from what I've seen it's got a lot of CGI and that hurts it quite a bit in the animation department.

    The fourth season of the Legend of Korra is kind of a mecha anime.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 10, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    Uncomfortably.
    He asked how, not why.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 1, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
    You know, I never really understood that. Who would put just one bun in an oven? Isn't it more reasonable bake a whole batch rather than just one bun at a time? Who would go through that much trouble just to make a sandwich?
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 1, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Keychain System
    Well, at least I make about $2/hour more than you do. Wanna switch lives?

    What if in vitro fertilzation stops being ridiculously expensive? Or is that the miracle that would have to happen?
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 1, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Varrick's Molten: Coming soon to a mover theater near you.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 1, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    living with my parents, and not even close to getting any kind of credentials required to start an actual career.

    I should NOT be thinking about how much I want kids right now.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Jan 1, 2015, 27 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
    If you're going to get Destiny anyway, get it in a bundle. It is by no means a great game, but it's good enough that you'll be able to get a lot of use out of your PS4 while you wait for an opportunity to get greater variety of games.
    Post by: Keychain System, Jan 1, 2015 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    Any day when I get paid for the equivalent of 8 hours of work to sit around on my ass all day is totally worth paying attention to.
    Post by: Keychain System, Dec 31, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    How am I wrong?
    Post by: Keychain System, Dec 31, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Also, tomorrow doesn't becomes today until I wake up.
    Post by: Keychain System, Dec 31, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Is it "das nutella" or "die nutella?"
    Thread by: Keychain System, Dec 31, 2014, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone