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  1. What?
    [video=youtube;ZdWifJioVoo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdWifJioVoo[/video]
    Thread by: What?, Jul 8, 2011, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. What?
    [video=youtube;EoCPuhhE6dw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoCPuhhE6dw[/video]
    Thread by: What?, Jul 7, 2011, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. What?
    [It is thus now time to post extremely bland and silly poetry I had written for a school project within the confines of these halls.]

    THE ICONOCLASTS
    or, Zeitgeist


    CANTO I

    In deaths of sun and smiles of night,
    The Doctor sat quite lone.
    He pondered 'mongst the soul-less fire,
    Man's Ides but rarely honed.
    His mind would dance throughout the sea
    Of pasts and dreams gone by.
    And wonder at the world beyond
    His red-starred, mental sky.
    But dusty dreams were brought to life,
    As mail was sent throughout,
    Like birds, to invite such strangers,
    To quite a timeless bout.
    The Doctor gasped at such invites
    That would provide a show.
    Of such a wondrous world around,
    His own quite stringent row.
    He packed his case and donned a mask,
    Of beakéd mystery.
    To keep his mind within his head
    And not let thoughts roam free.
    He stepped outside into the dark.
    To venture through the world,
    That would propose this dithyramb,
    And change just quite unfurled.

    CANTO II

    The Doctor stood and ogled thus,
    A wondrous keep of light
    That rose before a cloud of those,
    Obsessed with modern blight.
    His invite sent forth called upon
    The Doctor's special skills
    Of puppeteering life as such,
    And all its charms and thrills.
    He was to save a daughter's mind
    From points of bleak despair,
    And philes and love of strangest thoughts,
    And hearing those not there.
    The Doctor thought this reason queer
    How such a girl could stay,
    Restrained and left to her own mind,
    With contact kept away.
    But he thought nothing of these thoughts
    As he stepped onward fore,
    And cast himself into the crowd
    Of hedons evermore.
    Thus would the Doctor test his mind,
    His thoughts, his ides, his view,
    As he would stride among the lights,
    Sans vision set askew.

    CANTO III

    He entered like a shadowed wind,
    A mist about the trees
    That danced and swayed through drunkedness
    With such a jolly breeze.
    The Doctor stood confused at such
    Cacophony abound
    How ghosts and imps of pleasure danced
    In such outrageous sound.
    Their glasses 'flected spears of light
    Their footwork stumbling down
    Their faces in Byzantine joy
    Ignorant and sans frown.
    The Doctor stood away from this
    Enshallowed dithyramb
    And mourned the death of modern days
    To be slaughtered like lambs.
    But in the corner he then found
    A beacon of sane thought.
    To which he set himself towards
    Whilst with present he fought.
    He met the man's own flighted face,
    And smile forgiving game.
    As he held out his hand and thus
    Said “Hermes is my name.â€

    CANTO IV

    The odd Grecan brought up his mask
    To which the Doctor claimed,
    “I don this beak to hide the stench
    Of superficial shame.
    That drifts itself throughout this home
    In shadows of this age,
    With Roaring Twentied shallow love,
    And lack of thought quite sage.â€
    The storm-scarred face forgave a laugh
    In heartened, joy'd amuse:
    “Oh how the old keep strict to Ides,
    And stand 'gainst modern cues.
    Step with me, sir, and I'll bring forth
    A song of shallow seers
    That scar such saintly, surrept souls
    Just like that girl you fear.â€
    The doctor gapes at how the man
    Saw his reason to be,
    Among the Host's own party guests,
    To fix a girl he'd see.
    And thus the Grecan then brought forth
    A careful compromise,
    Of bringing him toward the child,
    Before the dawn's old rise.

    CANTO V

    The two odd men, one young one old
    Set off upon their trek,
    'Round great bleak waves of dancing jest,
    And drunks but in a wreck.
    The Doctor viewed these scenes aghast
    At how these humans may
    Revel themselves in senseless love
    Until the light of day.
    They passed a man upon a throne
    Of drunken, tipsy views.
    He held one eye for things gone past
    And one for things anew.
    They passed a couple lacking love
    That danced in broken bells,
    With gars and filles of mindless joy
    On shores of Asphodel.
    And at the doorway of the Host
    They met a dog-like man
    Whose tired, worn out, tri-scarred face
    Held no protective plan.
    The Grecan left the Doctor here
    To help the sickly girl,
    And hope that his old sheltered mind
    Would see the world unfurled.

    CANTO VI

    Inside the room the Doctor viewed
    The Host but quite awry,
    Upon his wisened wooden chair
    And in a drunk spry.
    He sat abound such wine galored
    Quite Dionysian,
    And headless fancies in the skies
    Of fluttered minds again.
    He turned himself towards the man
    And called in toxic blight:
    What such a man was doing here,
    In his beleaguered plight.
    The Doctor claimed his presence beared
    Was due to his young girl.
    And how she played with voicéd thoughts
    That would forsake her world.
    The Host, draped in such alcohol
    As chilling as a cloak,
    Did not care of the words he called
    And permissions evoked.
    So Doctor passed the hollow man
    With sleights of senseless fear
    For worlds within the young girl's room,
    That he would draw quite near.


    CANTO VII

    The Doctor stepped inside the room
    To which there was a call,
    “I understand your voyage, sir,
    For I have seen it all.â€
    The girl sat in her bed of thought
    With skin like pallid stone
    And eyes that shone in wisened lights
    Of pearly abalone.
    The Doctor claimed his presence her
    Was due to her quite ill
    But she quite quaintly quoted forth:
    “I brought you through such hills.â€
    She claimed she wished to see the world,
    For voices that she heard,
    Were that of drunken pillar-folk
    And silent, flightless birds.
    She sent invites throughout the land
    For rescue and for save
    Of her and men quite old like him,
    To view the world, both brave.
    And Doctor, though surprised at first
    Began to open thought
    Towards her ides of rescue from
    Such narrowed views quite wrought.

    EPILOGUE

    And thus did Doctor sit upon
    His own such chair of mind
    And listened forth the girl's own ides
    From depths of voices lined.
    So here it was that Doctor thus
    Began to view anew,
    The world described in such a home
    With brightly foggy view.


    (The final stanza is extremely short due to time constraints, indeed.)
    Thread by: What?, Jul 5, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: Archives
  4. What?
    While Maka cannot seem to run away.
    Thread by: What?, Jul 2, 2011, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. What?
    Clearly the only logical solution would be a general series of various military conflicts named after flowers because that is what the aristocracy does in its spare time apparently. "The Wars of the Rafflesia" holds a rather nice ring to it.
    Thread by: What?, Jul 1, 2011, 16 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. What?
    It is stated as thus:

    There was once an old hermit, known for his wisdom, that decided to visit the great Vault of Codes and its King, Luxord. He knew Luxord was quite the mathematical master for achieving such an austere position, and thus presented him with a challenge.

    He retrieved a chess board, and asked the question: "How many grains of rice will there be in total on this board if the number of rice is doubled per the previous square, starting with one, then two, then four, then eight, and so on?"

    The old hermit began the meticulous process, to which Luxord commanded him to cease.
    "The answer is 2^64-1."
    "How did you know?" The hermit asked.
    "Because," bellowed out King Luxord, "I have seen this problem many times before. You were asking me this problem in an attempt to present a punchline involving my rule over rice. You shall have none!"
    "Of the punchlines?"
    "That, too!"
    Thread by: What?, Jun 29, 2011, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. What?
    This is as much of a faction as Switzerland was in any war after 1815.
    Thread by: What?, Jun 29, 2011, 3 replies, in forum: Social Groups (KH-Vids.Net Forum)
  8. What?
    (finish the sentence)
    Thread by: What?, Jun 21, 2011, 31 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. What?
    This thread is about interesting posts partly related to Voxli.





    (Pika is using the Vriska Mind Control via Voxli to conduct this, I do indeed require your assistance.)
    Thread by: What?, Jun 18, 2011, 6 replies, in forum: Social Groups (KH-Vids.Net Forum)
  10. What?
    I shall be visiting Chicago and Milwaukee for a general wedding over such a weekend and shall thus not be present until Tuesday or so - unlike my last trip to a location even farther away, as some may recall, my laptop shall stay safely at home.

    And it is here that I find it amusing how all of my departure threads for such trips include the word "Departing" in the beginning of the title.

    Auf wiedersehen.

    EDIT: And here I continue being a fool at 12:50 AM by posting this in the wrong section, ack.
    Thread by: What?, Jun 4, 2011, 9 replies, in forum: Departure Hall
  11. What?
    A good friend of mine is currently stranded outside my home with only a house key in the vicinity around his being. He is, unfortunately, a living question mark and thus holds no access to optical sensory organs. He is thus requesting us to guide himself towards my home.

    I have created a rudimentary map of the area below. His first task is to retrieve the key on the ground before entering one of the two doors around his person.


    ----[]----
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    ----------
    -------k--
    ----------
    ----------
    ---?------
    ----[]----​


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    "Please, KH-Vids, you're my only hope!"
    Thread by: What?, May 29, 2011, 68 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. What?
    The Vox Pop is quite delicious.
    Thread by: What?, May 27, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. What?
    Such is the result of celebrating the birthday of a queen known for her rather explosive policy of expansion.
    Thread by: What?, May 23, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. What?
    My poor and good friend immediately exploded into a rather dusty pile of feathers.

    Now I am quite aware how exactly Luxord rose to such status - he laced his rice with trinitrotoluene.
    Thread by: What?, May 22, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. What?
    They certainly do not enjoy steaks.
    Thread by: What?, May 17, 2011, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. What?
    [​IMG]
    Thread by: What?, May 8, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. What?
    And indeed, it appears that the voter turnout is at its lowest, it would appear. I presume such may be attributed to Canadian perceptions of the leaders themselves:

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    Thread by: What?, May 2, 2011, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. What?
    And yet,
    an enormous, mind-boggling Team Plasma castle rises directly out of the Earth.
    Thread by: What?, Apr 30, 2011, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. What?
    [​IMG]
    Thread by: What?, Apr 29, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. What?
    Our replies were most certainly not in cans. We were forced to walk up a hill and back again whilst spouting horrible, overused jokes in the vein of this current one simply to pick the freshest replies from the local forum market.
    Thread by: What?, Apr 13, 2011, 30 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone