Search Results

  1. Jube
    Seriously, I was watching a kid play Uncharted Drake's fortune the other day and it was just REDONKULOUS how this kid could barely get past the first obstacle in the game.
    I had to break it down for him like a ****ing math problem (You have to break the floor beneath you but you don't know what to break it with. Maybe you should explore the area and find something that will help you break it)
    A pretty simple problem right? Just go everywhere that you haven't gone before
    But no, this kid was shooting at the ground with his gun.
    That didn't work so he decided to go back the way that he came, ALL THE WAY BACK!
    That didn't work so he went to the start menu and went to restart area as if he missed something
    He did this and ended up back at the same obstacle once again.
    I asked him "Is there anywhere you haven't been before"
    He says "No, I went all the way back to the beginning of the level and there's no way to break the floor"
    "Are you SURE you've tried everywhere? What about up?"
    I tell him this and it takes him a good FOREVER to deduce that there is a platform that he can jump on to reach another platform to reach another platform with a rock on it to break the floor beneath him.

    THIS IS THE KIND OF CHILD WHO IS SUPPOSEDLY DOING EXCELLENT IN SCHOOL AND CAN RECOGNIZE FOOTBALL PLAYS IN AN INSTANT
    I could understand if this was Portal or Catherine or any other puzzle game
    But this is the first level of a platformer, a platformer y'know like ****ING MARIO!?
    What kind of world do we live in where an 8 year old can't even get past the first level of a game that DOESN'T require you to shoot the enemy that's shooting you.
    Thread by: Jube, Nov 20, 2011, 23 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jube
    Most friends are interested in when you make other friends
    Especially when that person is someone who you frequently see at school the least you could do is say "Yeah I'm pals with that person"
    Post by: Jube, Nov 18, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  3. Jube
    Don't you think all of that would have been worth mentioning to a long time friend instead of just saying "I went to return a notebook".
    Post by: Jube, Nov 18, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  4. Jube

    That would contradict with the lie you told Aisa.
    Post by: Jube, Nov 18, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  5. Jube
    State 2 has been saved

    You promised Hazuki that you would hang out with her, just you two so you go over to her desk.
    "Hey Hazuki, where do you wanna eat?:
    Hazuki looks up at you from her seat baffled
    "It's you again....you....you actually......."
    Suddenly Hazuki stands up
    "HOLD ON! ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS!?"
    Was she trying to shout? If so it was prett miserable for a shout, sounded like she was talking at room level
    "Yes, I'm dead serious"
    Hazuki looks away, you can't help but notice a faint smile across her face.
    "Well uhhh....I usally go to this one coffee shop near here"
    "GREAT! Then let's go"
    You're perked up, you have to be to compensate for Hazuki's lack of enthusiasm
    Hazuki packs up her stuff and follows you out of the class
    It seems the whole class is staring at you and Hazuki walking out especially Rita and Saya
    Rita looks at you with her eyes wide open, no surprise there.
    Saya on the other hand looks absolutely pissed off, her arms are lowered with one hand making a fist, she seems to be clenching her fist pretty damn hard. The sparkle that's usually in her eye is gone and her usual smug smile and been replaced with a deadly frown. Her slanted eyes lock on to you as you walk out the room, is she gonna say something? What's with her?

    As you leave the classroom and walk down the hallway with Hazuki you can hear the angry footsteps of someone coming from behind you, you can already make out who it is.
    You turn around only to see Saya's enraged face staring at you.
    She stares you down for a good while that feels like forever, Hazuki is just staring at the two of you, she probably feels very awkward in this situation right now. You can't help but look at Saya with a confused expression on your face as if you don't know what she's angry about but you can probably reasonably deduce what the problem is. Still you let her make the first move
    ...
    "So what's going on here Kumatora?"
    Saya speaks in a surprisingly calm and quiet voice that complelty contradicts what her face is showing right now
    "I'm gonna go eat lunch with Hazuki"
    "You're gonna what?"
    You must have been too focused on Saya's rage to notice that Rita was standing right behind her
    "But Kuma, you always eat lunch with us. What's with the change?"


    [] "It won't be everyday"
    [] "I think we should all try to get to know Hazuki more"
    [] "I forgot to tell you guys but she's hired me as a tutor, so I'm helping her with homework."(lie)
    Post by: Jube, Nov 18, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  6. Jube
    "Relax, I was just giving her a notebook that she left at school, my teacher asked if anyone knew where she lived and I happened to be that person so he asked me to return the book to her."
    Aisa smirks
    "That's so like you, always willing to help people out no matter who you are. Some things just never change"
    You're not sure if that's a compliment or not but whatever. It seems that she believes in you.
    As you get to your class, Aisa waves goodbye "I'll see you at the usal place for lunch alright Kuma?" she runs off to her homeroom class before you can tell her about your plans with Hazuki.
    Actually you couldn't tell her anyway considering you lied about doing anything with Hazuki other then giving her back her notebook.
    Everyone sits down and your homeroom teacher arrives into the classroom. Class begins.


    Class was mundane as usual and it's time for lunch.
    You see Hazuki packing up, she must be going somewhere else for lunch.
    At the class entrance you see Rita waiting for you and Saya.
    A couple of boys are talking to Saya but she doesn't seem to be paying any attention to them. As soon as Saya see's Rita she hastily pushes the boys aside and heads out of the classroom with her bag.
    The two look at you expecting you to come with them and eat on the roof as always.

    [] Have lunch with Hazuki
    [] Have lunch with friends as usual


    Hurry up and choose, I can't wait to see what you guys choose.
    Post by: Jube, Nov 18, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  7. Jube
    God I can't wait for the baby boomers to die out.
    Post by: Jube, Nov 18, 2011 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jube
    A new day has dawned
    The BLINDING light from the sun pierces through your drapes and emits onto your your eye forcing you to wake up.
    You get out of bed but you're not quite awake yet, impulsively you open your window and the cool breeze manages to switch you to fully wake mode.
    You briefly remember everything that happened yesterday, you promised to hang out with Hazuki yesterday so you better keep that in mind.
    You do your daily routine, remembering to wear pantsu and whatnot, you seem to have gotten the hang of this little girl thing. You still kinda wonder how you woke up as a girl though.

    You go downstairs, eat breakfast, make small talk with daddy and head out on your way. It's a little chilly today so you decided to wear a coat over your school uniform, the school seems pretty lax what it comes to that stuff anyway. While walking to school you see the usual sights, folks walking to school, people bickering and all that jazz, nothing in particular catches your interest today.

    When you get to school you encounter Aisa at the front gates, looks like she's waiting for somebody. She spots you from a distance.
    "HEY! KUMA! WHAT'S UP!"
    Aisa runs over to you
    "How was your day yesterday? I was gonna go hang out with Rita but softball practice took longer then expected, I was worn out after practice, our manager really needs to step it up a notch. We've been running late way too many times the student council's gonna get pissed off at us at this rate. I tell you, the guys in the student council are really stuck up and snobby, especially that Akanji guy, he LOOKS like he's a nice charming guy but I see through him, I saw him hitting on some of the juniors yesterday, what a total creep. I would never go out with a guy....."

    Does she ever stop? You could have sworn that she asked YOU how your day was. You just sorta let her ramble on about nothingness until she says something that sparks your interest.
    "Anyway, Saya told me that you were going to Hazuki's house yesterday, what's up with that? You friends with her or something? I've never seen you talk to her before, she's kinda quiet so I don't see HOW you would talk to her any-
    You stop her mid sentence
    "How the hell does SHE know that I went to Ha-"
    You cut yourself off as one of your memories as the little girl comes to surface
    Saya's house is right in front of Hazuki's house, she probably saw you talking to Hazuki from her window or something.
    You told Hazuki that you would keep your "relationship" just between you two but now Aisa knows, and knowing Saya; Rita and Emi probably know as well.


    [] Tell Aisa what you were doing with Hazuki
    [] Tell Aisa you were just giving her a notebook that she left at school
    [] Tell Aisa you never went to Hazuki's house and that Saya's just bullshitting
    Post by: Jube, Nov 17, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  9. Jube
    AND NOT THE SPARKLING KIND EITHER!
    THESE ARE BLOODSUCKING KILLERS
    LIKE ALUCARD LEVEL VAMPIRES
    AND THEY ALL WANT YOU DEAD!
    **** *****! THERE'S NO ESCAPE! YOU CAN'T DO JACK!
    OR CAN YOU!?
    THERE'S FOUR WEAPONS ACROSS THE DESK(your at home by the way, vampires attacked you at home)
    A HAMMER
    A GAUNTLET
    AN OPTIC BLAST VISOR(You know like ****ing Cyclops from the X-men)
    AND A BUNCH OF TOOLS FOR WHATEVER REASON!
    WHAT THE **** ARE YOU GONNA DO!?

    [] Smash some skulls in with dat hammer
    [] Punch some skulls in with dat gauntlet
    [] BEHOLD! OPTIC BLAST!
    [] **** IT! AUGMENT YOURSELF WITH THOSE TOOLS!



    PS: I'm not really serious with this one, just kind of a spur of the moment story. I'll probably forget about it after a week

    RULES ARE THE SAME AS LITTLE GIRL STORY
    BUT THIS TIME!
    ONLY ONE SAVE STATE!
    ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE
    CAPS LOCK!
    Thread by: Jube, Nov 15, 2011, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    Fixed links
    Should I redo votes or are you guys okay with this?
    Also I'm still not sure what the deal with typing out smut is quite yet
    The time I got warned for it was a long time ago and I was only warned by one mod, it wasn't a collective thing. And that mod just so happens to not be a mod anymore.
    I dunno, maybe I'll take a gamble/
    Or not
    It's not like mods look at this thread anyway.
    Post by: Jube, Nov 15, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  11. Jube
    **** it
    You decide to go to bed, if you have to you'll tell them some other time.
    You turn off your night light and head on over to snooze land.

    Congrats /khv/ you've survived Day2, . Though that's not saying much because there's nothing in this day that could have killed you anyway
    A new day is dawning
    You guys are headed for the Hazuki route BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE THERE YET. There's still tons of room for you to **** **** up and other characters that I haven't even introduced yet.
    Same ol same ol

    [] Save State 1 and move on(overwrite http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.p...-little-girl&p=3530513&viewfull=1#post3530513)
    [] Save State 2 and move on(overwrite http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?106927-You-are-the-little-girl/page65
    [] Save State 3 and move on(overwrite http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?112292-You-are-STILL-the-little-girl/page10
    [] HARDCORE(Move on without saving)
    [] Load State 1
    [] Load State 2
    [] Load State 3
    [] New Game
    Post by: Jube, Nov 13, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  12. Jube
    It's not like you told Rita that you were nearly raped and slept at her house and met her brother and almost broke into her diary or anything.
    Post by: Jube, Nov 10, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  13. Jube
    State 1 has been saved

    You decide to take the bus, don't wanna run into any creeps and what not while walking home.
    ....
    After a bit of waiting the bus finally arrives and you get on it. It's a fairly boring bus ride for the most part but not too long as you don't live THAT far away. However interestingly enough on about the third bus stop you see a couple arguing on the other side of the street, the male seems to the victim in this one, he looks really rough like some sort of mobster and his figure absolutely towers over the girl so it looks kinda odd seeing this man cower in fear at the girl. Still it's none of your business so there's no reason to get involved with it and it's not like you can anyway.

    While on the bus you ponder over your conversation with Hazuki, are you two truly THAT different to the point that interacting with each other is almost futile? Perhaps your efforts to be her friend are in vain. Regardless you told her that you would try so you can't go back on it now. Maybe you should let the girls know about this.

    You finally get off at your stop and walk the way to home.
    You enter your house with your key, the light's are on signalizing that dad is home and the aroma of dinner slams into your face as you walk in. Dad's not downstairs though, he must be sleeping in his room, he does seem to get tired often lately.
    You eat dinner, do some schoolwork and spend the rest of your waking hours watching TV.
    You have time for one more activity before you head off to bed. Maybe you should tell of your friends about your encounter with Hazuki, at the moment it seems that they have the wrong impression of her. You probably won't have time to tell them tomorrow as you'll be hanging out with Hazuki tomorrow.

    [] Call Saya
    [] Call Rita
    [] Call Aisa
    [] Call Emi
    [] Go to bed
    Post by: Jube, Nov 9, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  14. Jube
    Hazuki anger suddenly fades into a confused look. Your comment must have completely gotten her off guard
    "Huh........wha....wh-wh-what do you mean by just us?"
    You stand up from your seat
    "I mean we can just hang out, just the two of us. We can talk and do what you like to do"
    "Bu-bu...what about you?"
    You notice that Hazuki has begun to stutter again
    "I'm fine with whatever you're doing, I'm a very adaptive person."
    "......................."
    Hazuki's mouth is gaping open, she is absolutely frozen but her jaw slightly moves as she attempts to say something but can't quite make it out.
    "You alright?"
    Hazuki's trance is immediately broken
    "NO! I mean..YES! I mean........look just......GO! We-we-we....."
    Now's she sweating, maybe you shouldn't have said that
    "We can hang out....some other time..I have...umm....ummmmm"
    Hazuki frantically searches around the room, she eyes the unopened textbooks on her table and rushes over to them
    "I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK! So...I NEED CONCENTRATION! SO YOU HAVE TO GO NOW!"
    Now she's shouting, what is with this girl?
    "Well can we hang out tomorrow?"
    Hazuki practically leaps over to you and begins shoving you out the door
    "YEAHYEAH!SURE!TOMMOROW!WE'LLHANGOUT. GOODBYE NOW!"
    It's kinda hard for you to make out what she just said by you're sure she just invited you to another hangout session.
    By the time you can reply to her though you are already out the door and the door behind you slams shut.


    It seems to have gotten a lot darker since you went into Hazuki's house. It's gonna take some time to get back home and you don't want daddy getting upset so you decide to directly go home.
    It's not THAT dark yet but maybe you should take the bus just to get home faster

    [] Take bus
    [] Walk

    I know what you guys are gonna pick and that's why I'm giggling so much right now
    I encourage you to be adventurous but I won't promise you that things will go exactly the way you want them to
    dohohoho
    Post by: Jube, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  15. Jube
    Technically considering Kuma's decision are based on a bunch of people on a kingdom hearts forum
    yes she does
    also fixed
    Post by: Jube, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  16. Jube
    Whoops
    I meant to say that
    Post by: Jube, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  17. Jube
    "You're deliberately pushing people away. People don't talk to you because you encourage them not to"
    Hazuki's voice raises once again, this time her face shows visible rage on it.
    "Yeah and so what? Maybe I don't WANT to talk to people. Didn't you listen to what I said you ditz? I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE! People judge me based on my hobbies, I don't enjoy partying all night or getting shitfaced drunk thus I'm an outcast, it's always my sacrifice. I have to give up what I love so that other people can like me, it's stupid and I don't want anything to do with it."

    This is getting harder and harder by the second

    [] "If that's what you really wish then I'll leave you to it"
    [] "We don't have to hang out with other people, it can be just you and me"
    [] "I promise you my friends are NOT like that, they're really nice people"

    Consider this decision very important as depending on what you're trying to achieve what you say can drastically hurt you or help you.
    Post by: Jube, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  18. Jube
    I really need to start making some more ambiguous choices
    I've been too easy on you guys as of lately.
    Post by: Jube, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  19. Jube
    "I have no ill will against you AT ALL! I just wanna be friends. Is that so much to ask?"
    "Yes, it is. No matter what your intentions are at the end of the day friends have to hang out, you and I cannot hang out."
    Hazuki paces herself around the room while scratching the back of her neck
    "Maybe I said that wrong....more like we CAN hang out but we would quickly discover how little we like each others company. For example, I don't talk much and you're use to talking a lot. You can try your best to force words out of me but they aren't genuine words, simply words I'm saying so that you shut up. It's harsh but it's the truth."
    You feel a little irritated, it's like she's TRYING to not be friends with you

    [] "You're deliberately pushing people away"
    [] "I see what you mean...."
    [] "When you put it like that, you come off as some sort of pretentious jerk"
    Post by: Jube, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Playground
  20. Jube
    "So why don't you talk to people?"
    This time Hazuki seems to have an irritated look on her face. She raises her voice a tad
    "Because I don't want to that's why"
    You're not to sure if that was anger or just her trying to speak regularly.
    "Or to be more specific, me and people don't seem to get along. I'm not normal, I'm weird, different against my own will. I don't fit the norm."
    Now her voice is REALLY getting louder
    "I used to try and fit the norm, so don't give me the whole I should try to get along with people bullshit."
    Her voice returns to it's usual quiet tone
    "I'm just unlucky, you were born with the ability to socialize and get people to like you and I wasn't. It's a little unfair but I'm content with it nowadays."
    Hazuki gives a sad smile
    "Is that why you're here? Are you gonna try and convert me and turn me into one of you? If so then don't bother, I don't want to be like one of you and you don't want to hang out with the likes of me."
    You're a little baffled, you can't quite come up with an answer right now. On one hand she's completely wrong about you wanting to "convert" her but on the other hand it's hard for you to talk with her because it's as she says; you guys are completely different. You have a ton of friends, one being one of the most beautiful girls in school and from the looks of she has nobody, it's hard to relate.
    You should be careful with what you say...

    [] Leave. You don't belong here
    [] Encourage her to talk more often
    [] Assure her you simply want to be friends with her
    [] Offer to introduce her to your friends
    [] Tell her it's alright if she wants to be alone
    [] Scold her for assuming the worst.
    Post by: Jube, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Playground