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Couple weeks because I just filed to have my name changed back to TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees.

...Perhaps next time.

This is where I would leave a bomb in your visitor messages, but it appears you already have one 8D

Evolve past the need for energy? Even incorporeal aspects need energy.

If I wasn't okay with being called a nerd I wouldn't have posted this.

Or been on khv at all.

This implies that I rest.

my morning started with me waking up

Bombs aren't even in medical study wtfuck

I'm sure someone is but I don't have a dog.

If there is fire being swung around at high speeds indoors then the last thing I need is a hard-on. Don't want to be sticking that out there.

You ever try eating the cookie with the fortune still inside it?

DELICIOUS

Bonus points if you can recover the fortune. We don't know what these points are but you want them.

It's an organism.

Dear god.

My friend once went to the largest gun show in America and came back with a bazooka. He scared the **** out of me with it.

Given I have very little interest in Kingdom Hearts and no need to spam yet also no social life I just so happen to post much.

I'm member 29245 and look at my post count, I haven't.

Ah, I see.

Wonderful excuse. It reminds me of when I trolled this IRC chat solely by using caps and saying my caps lock key is broken. Good times.

So, which key on your keyboard is broken so that your sad excuse of sentence structure happens?

>:3 a

Somebody who works for The Simpsons can negotiate the **** out of situations. We must find this person.