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No, he should come to new york...where the cool kids are >:


Your cool, but we have Chinatown

What the **** happened to my brownies? >:

Yes, but I might leave out the chips...


I dunno

I like both of their voices, Squalls is even better then I thought it would be.

Ulti's is perfect in my mind, exactly what I thought she would sound.

Bob the Builder, can we fix it? Bob the builder, yes we fucking can!!!!!!!

I havent see the show in like, forever.

No, we just love you

I have the qudditch game for the gamecube...


shit is fun.

Well, while I do consider that there are no "Sea Monsters" in the sea, I just think that these "Monsters" are just animals we know but with defects. Like in the video shown above, the creatures tail could of been cut and made like that, so we will never really know.

But there is a possible way for marine life from millions of years ago still be alive, a few years ago some fishermen had caught a fish they could not identify. When they brought it in, they found out it was the long forgotten "Relecanth" (sorry if the spelling is wrong) which was supposed to be dead MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO. They have even found more alive in the area which found this marine animal.

So it can be possible for them to be alive, but just really really rare cases.

I wonder where you find these sorta movies What?

It doesnt give you wings, it gives you cocaine though.

I am going to try...

When I was like "What you were doing up at 2am" and you were like "Oh, just looking up Art/Clothes...stuff like that"


yoo arz my bestie 2

SO you lied when we were talking that night...


AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS DX

Wait Im confused....


Wut?

I cant stop laughing at this..Oh god.


The Laughing Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Ma-lee strode along the path, making for Loving Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Basking Knife, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Penis.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his touring pie just in time to face the caring man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck bloated, and Ma-lee barely raised his pie to meet the attack. They fought long and husklily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Ma-lee found himself forced to one knee, the man's pie pressed to his actions hand. "I am Aman of Loving Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Basking Knife. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a rainbow."

But Ma-lee had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his pie with a twist, overpowered Aman and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Ma-lee said, looking down upon him.

Aman's mouth shimmered like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. "I have underestimated you, Ma-lee. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Ma-lee's desire was enflamed. His hand throbbed and all his thoughts were to Lick Aman like a Loch Ness Monster. Ma-lee caressed Aman's sucking mouth and he responded. They came together hitting, and their joining was as futile as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet bathroom!" Ma-lee groaned and Licking Aman as bothering as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Ma-lee said. "That's where I put the Basking Knife for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed punish on the grass, forgetful of all but their stroking love. "We will stay together forever," Aman said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Penis never got the Basking Knife and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

Saw Kelly Kissing Santa Claus

Dawson woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one Endless box that looked like a Car.

Then Dawson noticed that Kelly was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Dawson thought that he would surprise Kelly. Maybe even sneak up behind him and Lick him on his Duldrums Penis. That always made Kelly Breaking.

Dawson crept Roughly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its Colorful lights, and the presents, heaped up Amply, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Kelly. Kissing someone.

Dawson was so angry, he picked up a Easy Bake Oven from a table and threw it Frisky on a magical dragon.

They both looked around.

"Kelly, you Pie Hawk!" Dawson yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Dawson looked and then rubbed his Ear and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Kelly said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a Doomful kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Dawson said Briskly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be Cherish."

That seemed reasonable. Dawson went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, Threw Up like drunk person on happy hour.. He made Dawson's Mouth feel all Gloomy.

"You see?" Kelly said Forcefully and Dawson saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.


I just put random words.

Wow...

Lol, Killing sims are fuuuun.



Its there torment I enjoy makes me laugh.

It's lord of Vermilion II....it looks interesting.


But whats with the three anime icons at the bottom, and one of them is FF IV