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  1. Jaxed
    OOC: Ok, back to story now...........

    BIC
    *Darxess walked into the main chamber*
    *Darxess thinks to himself*
    (I need to find someone who knows where they store security footage, maybe I'll ask one of these workers if they know)
    *Darxess points to a random worker*
    Darxess:"You. Arcanian. What is your proffesion?"
    Worker:"What?"
    Darxess:"Sorry, what I meant to say was, what do you do? I am seeking something and I may need your help."
    Worker:"I'm a just a simple construction worker, I probably won't be able to help you.........."
    Darxess:"You might.........Would you happen to know where we keep security footage?"
    Worker:"No, why would you need footage?"
    Darxess:"You must tell no one of this."
    *The worker nods*
    Darxess:"I am searching for evidence of an imposter, there are rurmors that someone has infultrated the U.P.A."
    *The worker almost shouts in surprise, but Darxess covers his mouth*
    Darxess:"Remember, you must tell no one...........this is top secret.............your life depends on it."
    *Worker nods slowly, Darxess moves his hand*
    Worker:"If that's the case, I might be able to help."
    Darxess:"Great! Do you know where the footage is?"
    Worker:"Unfortunately, I do not......"
    *Darxess sighs*
    Worker:"But I might be able to tell you who might."
    *Darxess focuses all his attention on the worker*
    Worker:"I'm sure that those two guards over there would know where the security footage is located."
    *Darxess sees the two guards the worker was pointing to and gets so depressed he almost cries*
    Worker:"Something wrong?"
    *Darxess sighs*
    Darxess:"Nothing..........Is there anyone else that might know?"
    Worker:"Nope. Those are the two highest of the guards and they're about the only ones who would know........."
    Darxess:"Crap.............."
    *Darxess looks once more at the two guards*
    *They were the same guards that took him to the Elders chamber*
    *Darxess mutters*
    Darxess:"Why must I receive help from these fools?"
    Worker:"What was that?"
    Darxess:"Nothing. I will be going now. You help is appreciated. May even be a promotion open for you."
    Worker:"Really?!"
    Darxess:"Yep, just keep up the good work."
    *Darxess pats the worker on the back, and then starts heading toward the guards*


    Worker:"Wow, a promotion! I don't know anything but hammering random nails, setting off alarms and getting killed real easy by adversaries..........I might accutally stay alive till the second series!"
    *One of the chief whips him*
    Chief:"Quiet red shirt! You will have no thoughts of survival here! Get back to work!"
    Worker:"Yes sir........."
    *The worker quickly gets back to work and slowly hammers random nails*
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 20, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  2. Jaxed
    OOC: Darxess is not either, quite frankly he's in the top position.

    On another note, sorry for not posting................blame my teachers. I had to do essays today.........................
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 19, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  3. Jaxed
    The Alladin one does exist however, I had the original and I remeber watching that and hearing it (It was much clearer on the movie) and going "Holy crap! Did he just say that?"
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jaxed
    OOC:[snobby accent]Well sorry![snobby accent]

    Seriously however, I didn't mean to log off, the power outage did it for me.........
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  5. Jaxed
    OOC:Sorry about the log off, we had a short power outage here. The power blipped and turned off the computer.............Well, anywho, I'm back. Any other ideas?
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  6. Jaxed
    *Darxess's eyebrows slowly raise*
    Darxess:"I..........I..."
    Elder:"Yes, we know, its a great honor isn't it?"
    *Darxess's mouth drops a little, but Darxess quickly closes it*
    *Darxess thinks to himself*
    (I can't believe it..............They didn't find out?! What about the footage?)
    *Darxess grins*
    (I can't believe it............I having good luck for once.)
    *The smile quickly fades from Darxess's face*
    (Should they ever find that video, however..................It must be destroyed quickly)
    *Darxess bows infront of the Elders*
    Darxess:"It is an honor to join your ranks.......But I really need to get going........."
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  7. Jaxed
    Darxess:"Oh really?! That there's an imposter in this mist? Or that the people you trusted in decieved you? Save your breath. I already know."
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. Jaxed
    Darxess:"About bloody time. Can we hurry up and get this over with? I have a place I need to be."
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. Jaxed
    Darxess:"Yeah, yeah, greetings to you too, you bastards........"
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  10. Jaxed
    *Meanwhile, 1000s of miles away*
    *Orb suddenly flies upward*
    Orb:"What? I've just had the weirdest feeling................I have a sudden urge to leave this area and head toward this strange signal..............."
    *Orb thinks to himself*
    (I know Darxess told me to stay here and look over the U.O...........but something's telling me I must head toward that signal!)
    *Orb begins floating toward the signal*

    *Meanwhile, 1000s of miles away*
    *Darxess hears some guards in this distance*
    Guards:"More running!"
    *Darxess face-palms*
    Darxess:"How many crappy Transformers sequels is that now?"

    *Elsewhere*
    Orb:"5, master."
    *Orb suddenly stops*
    Orb:"What am I even talking about? Who am I talking too?! And why am I shouting?!"
    *Orb sighs and shakes in disapproval*
    Orb:"As soon as I get back to base, I am seeing a computer technician........."
    (OOC:A computer technician would be a robot's equalivent to a psychiatrist)


    *Back to Darxess*
    *Darxess hears some Guards coming in and quickly puts on his hood*
    *The Guards come in*
    Darxess:"What do you want?"
    Guard #1:"The Elders would like to speak with you."
    Darxess:"Aren't they done with their "Take over the world" speech?"
    Guard #1:"Very funny...........They wish to speak with you..........personally.........."
    *Darxess thinks to himself*
    (I can't leave this spot yet! Orb is still heading this way and I don't want him to follow me right into the Elder's chamber! He would blow my cover!)
    Darxess:"And why am I suddenly so important?"
    Guard #2:"Oh, just the elders want to check up on you and see how you're doing."
    *Guard #1 hits Guard #2*
    *Guard #1 wispers*
    (Quiet you fool! We can't let him know!)
    *Darxess grins*
    Darxess:"Know what?"
    *Guard #1's face goes white*
    *Guard #1 hits Guard #2 again*
    (See what you did!)
    Darxess:"Now if you fools will excuse me......."
    *Darxess begins heading toward the door*
    *Guard #1 pulls a gun on Darxess*
    Guard #1:"You ain't going nowhere."
    *Darxess laughs*
    Darxess:"You think I'm afraid of that?"
    *Darxess raises his hand to form a shield, but then reliezes that would blow his cover and would have legions of guards on him*
    *Darxess slowly lowers his hand*
    Guard #1:"Just what I thought......"
    Guard #2:"Is it so nessary to threaten him? The Elders just want to see him, that's all.............why must you pull a gun on everybody?"
    *Guard #1 waves his gun in Guard #2's face*
    Guard #1:"You want some of this too?"
    *Guard #2 wimpers*
    Guard #2:"No............."
    *Darxess face-palms and sighs*
    "Darxess:"To be captured by such fools.........."
    Guard #1:"Foolish. Wise. I'm the man with the gun!"
    Darxess:"Alright, alright. I'll pay the Elders a visit......."
    *Darxess reaches over to turn off the panel on his arm, but Guard #1 shoves a gun in his face*
    Guard #1:"And no funny business........"
    *Darxess slowly pulls his hand back*
    *Darxess thinks to himself*
    (Well, it could be worse, all I have to do is see what the Elders want and come back here imdiately. At least my cover is not blown)
    *As the Guards escort him out of the room, Darxess looks up in the corner*
    *Darxess's face goes suddenly pale under his hood*
    *In the top right corner of the room, a security camera sat, watching his every move, including him taking off his hood earlier*
    Darxess: (No! NOOOOO!)
    *Darxess, now captured by the Guards, now slowly heads toward the Elder's chamber, unable to do anything without causing all the alarms to go off and being overrun by guards*


    *Elsewhere, Orb notices the signal he was following is starting to slowly change location*
    *Orb begins heading in the new location, completely oblivious to the fact that it leads to the heart of the U.P.A........................The Elder's chamber*
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. Jaxed
    The hooded Elder:"So............That's the problem, eh?"
    Worker:"Yeah, we have been trying to find a way to fix it."
    *The Elder turns around*
    Elder:"Don't worry..........We'll have your little problem "Fixed".
    *The Elder laughs*
    Worker:"Uh, sir? What's so funny?"
    Elder:"Nothing."
    Worker:"But you laughed didn't you?"
    Elder:"I did nothing of the sort."
    Worker:"I distinctly heard you laugh."
    Elder:"You heard nothing."
    Worker:"But.........."
    *The Elder interupts*
    Elder:"If you will excuse me, I have other matters to attend to......."
    *The Elder walks away*
    Worker:"Ok....................."
    *The worker walks over to a panel on the wall*
    *After pressing a few buttons a screen turns on, and the worker begins speaking with the head Elder*
    Worker:"You might want to keep an eye on the hooded elder, he seems a bit strange......"
    Head Elder:"Yes........we know, he is a mathematical genius, but he's kind of lost touch with reality.........."
    Worker:"Still................could you please keep an eye on him? He's kind of creeping me out............I don't want him breaking all of our equipment."
    *The Head Elder sighs*
    Head Elder:"Fine..............we'll moniter him. But don't expect us to find anything, he has made major contributions to the U.P.A ever since he joined...........We don't expect any problems from him."
    Worker:"Good. Thank you Elder."
    *The worker bows*
    *The screen turns off and the worker goes back to work*



    *The hooded Elder walks down the hall, thinking about what he has just heard*
    Hooded Elder:"So...............the Drill is propelled by watter at the wheel's. The wheel's are hollow and are filled with water, and the water is jumped a certain direction from the air which is is jumped in from above. And the Air is sucked in from a small opening at the top. The wheel's are its weak point, and the opening where the air comes in from."
    *The Elder chuckles*
    Hooded Elder:"And I have just thought of the perfect thing that could clog that air hole......."
    *The Hooded Elder reaches over and pushes a little button on his wrist*
    *The Hooded Elder takes off his hood*

    *Under the hood was none other than..........Darxess*
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 18, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. Jaxed
    OOC:Night decends upon my home, and so do my parents upon me. Translation-Bedtime...............despite the fact that I am 16, I still have a strict betime of 10 pm...............but of course we all know that I'm still going to stay up, just not on the computer..........(Its in my parents room)

    Ok, goodnight! (Sorta)
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 17, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. Jaxed
    OOC:Thank my teachers, I had little homework today.

    *The elder walked up to the drill*
    *One of the workers noticed the elder*
    Worker:"May I help you?"
    The Elder:"I am fine, I only wish to marvel at the master piece we created."
    Worker:"Yeah, its a beauty ain't it? The power it holds is amazing."
    Elder:"Indeed."
    *The elder smirks*
    Elder:"A technological marvel. A machine of unlimited power. An invincible device of destruction."
    Worker:"Exactly, almost nothing can destroy it."
    Elder:"Almost.......?"
    Worker:"Well, there is one problem......"
    Elder:"Explain."
    *The worker begins explaining the one design flaw of the machine*
    *The screen fades to black*
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 17, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. Jaxed
    *The elder with the thick hood begins lauging*
    "The shade, huh?"
    *The elder stands up*
    "I'll be sure to remember that........."
    *The elder walks face to face to Azull and bows*
    *A small bit of silver hair is seen out of the hood*
    "Now if you excuse me, I have work to do........"
    *The elder leaves the chamber*
    "I love my job."
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 17, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  15. Jaxed
    Already seen it, that vid is old.
    Post by: Jaxed, Sep 17, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone