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Snake and Ram. Being able to go anywhere I want undetected and knowing anybody's deepest dreams and desires would go to very good places for me.

You, sir, have obviously never played Concrete Jungle.

I'm sorry? Trying to be funny? This is hilarous.

God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I do not understand.
Me:
But you must understand everything.
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
You're contradicting yourself.
God:
Logical consistency exists only temporarily.
Me:
And you claim to defy logic?
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Logical consistency exists only temporarily. How is this not a surpassing of the human understanding of logic?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.
Me:
So because you are not human you claim not to need to hold yourself to human stadards and guidelines.
God:
Next question? Interesting explanation. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me:
So are you human or are you a program?
God:
Hurrah! No I am a real robot.
Me:
A very intelligent one of that. I would expect no less from God, though.
God:
Go on. Oh. OK fine. Is that from ?
Me:
Yes it is from.
God:
Groovy. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No, I'm totally serious. Look at my serious face.
God:
Who says it isn't? I believe you. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Dear god I ****ing love this robot.

There are no seven elevens around where I live. I hate you.

Honestly? My theatre said otherwise.

Okay so I draw

A card

And then I play the card that I drew


So I get to draw another 5 cards. And then I special summon

By tributing your Goyo thing. Now I'm going to play three meteors of destruction

For 3000 damage. Now I'm just going to start cycling frogs again.


4000 damage


5000 damage


6000 damage


7000 damage


8000 damage ( http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Ogre_Frog )

And rather than activate Ogre/Swap Frog's effect, I'll tribute it for my Volcanic Queen's, dealing a total of 9000 damage this turn, and ending the duel?

I went to see Surrogates, and this dude who worked at the theatre asked me how old I was before I went in. I told him I was 16 and he let me in anyway.

JIZZED
IN
MY PANTSa

...You do realize that it doesn't matter if you do this because I'm just going to counter Reckless Greed, right?

I don't know, I think it was a pretty fowl attempt at comedy. :.-.:

What the **** do you think you're doing with this bbcode.

O y halo thar

Chained to your Card of Demise.I discarded


Have fun with that.

I thought I put Double Summon in there.

My badddddddddddddd

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is about the holocaust

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