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  1. Toshi
    You're f*cked!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU@RE GONNA GET BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Toshi
    And that's a ball

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    Is it gonna beat the enemies in WWIII?
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Toshi
    The DSi's improvements are a hard drive of 256MB and two low-quality cameras. I think.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: Technology
  4. Toshi
    No, it's the same.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: Technology
  5. Toshi
    But it's fake, it cannot even move.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Toshi
    I don't think you can do that. But the maximum distance is 20 metres (65 feet).
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: Technology
  7. Toshi
    The cutscenes are deleted, so go here to download them instead:
    http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=82532
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: Introductions & Departures
  8. Toshi
    And what's this thing gonna do? Reflect the sun's rays to the enemies?
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Toshi
    A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Programmer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.' Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says 'OK, If you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 50!' This catches the Engineer's complete attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The Engineer doesn't say a word, reaches in to his wallet, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the Programmer. Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer: 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The Programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks, 'Well, so what IS the answer?' Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Programmer $5 and goes back to sleep.
    Thread by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Toshi
    Thread

    Circle Fly

    During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts out what kind of damn fly is that anyhow. The traffic offender replies, "that's a circle fly". The officer replies that he's never heard of a "circle fly". The offender replies circle flies are usually found circling around a horses ass. Enraged, the police officer says, "are you calling me a horses ass?", to which the traffic offender replied, "no sir, but you can't fool a circle fly.
    Thread by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Toshi
    Lil' Johnny's mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil' Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's REALLY FAT."

    The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile. Lil' Johnny received a quiet reprimand.

    After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his hands as far as they will go and loudly said, "I bet her butt is *that* wide."

    At this the lady glared at Johnny. His embarrassed mother severely scolds her son.

    Again after a couple of minutes Lil' Johnny stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her belt." The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to control her rude child and his mother threatened him with his very life and existence.

    Things in the bank are quiet. The lady moved to the front of the line when her pager begins to emit its distinctive tone.

    Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MOM, SHE'S BACKING UP!"
    Thread by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Toshi
    [Height of Patience
    A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

    Height of Frustration
    A boxer trying to scratch his balls

    Height of Innocence
    A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipple

    Height of Unemployment
    Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute

    Height of Laziness
    A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest

    Height of Competition
    A guy peeing beside a waterfall

    Height of Sophistication
    Sucking nipples with a straw

    Height of Disgust
    While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes thru the paper

    Height of Technology
    Condom with a zip

    Height of Trouble
    A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching]
    Thread by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Toshi
    No really, you can play GBA in a hacked psp.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Toshi
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    Hello dave

    I am greek, I am from greece. I'm not from greek.
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: Introductions & Departures
  15. Toshi
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    Hundai

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    OK let's see what we got here:

    A guy walks into a parts store: "Can I get a pair of wiper blades for a Hyundai?"

    The store clerk replies: "Yeah, that sounds like a fair trade."
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Toshi
    Thread

    Hundai

    Not hentai!!!
    Thread by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Toshi
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    Hello dave

    I asked 'cause Papalazarou is a greek name (a greek surname in particular, and it's common too). Never heard of this justice league of gentlemen or however it's called
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: Introductions & Departures
  18. Toshi
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    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Toshi
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    Hello dave

    Who's Papalazarou?
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: Introductions & Departures
  20. Toshi
    It says it's not available in my country due to copyright shit
    Post by: Toshi, Jun 13, 2009 in forum: Production Studio