The first time I got to the Undead Burg, I summoned some guy and he totally killed the Black Knight, and Taurus Demon for me. He also dropped a few items for me. He was a true bro.
>2 monitors I'm jelly
Thank you.
Cutest couple of the new year
Alright, looking back I did not mean for this thread to become so ridiculous. I'm really not bothered by anyone buying or playing the new DmC, and I meant no ill will to anybody. I just enjoy bitching about and mocking things I dislike, and doing that in an open forum was a bad idea. Also, I apologize to those who thought I was acting like a belligerent asshole (which I was). I'd really like to not lose friends or have people think negatively of me over such a stupid thread. SO YEAH. I'M SORRY EVERYONE. SHOW'S OVER. THREAD LOCK PLEASE.
Well, I was kinda referring to every site, not just IGN. We all know IGN isn't the only site that accepts fat wads of money in return for a good score.
Except replace EA and Mass Effect with Capcom and DmC
doth thou even hoist? ┐(‘～` )┌
And since we can't have fun with a new game in the real series, we'll have fun mocking this sad attempt at a Devil May Cry.
But there will be no more further installments with the characters and gameplay that I love. Instead, it will be replaced with shallow combat and disgusting, immature, try-hard characters.
"Dude just play the old games and ignore the fact that one of your favorite series is being turned into shit" ok
>GAMESPOT: "The story, for instance, is light-years ahead of previous games in the series. Where they were schlocky, B-movie tales of adolescent fantasy, DmC has a sense of restraint, and maturity." >restraint >game has a giant baby that sucks its mother into itself >game starts off with Donte banging two strippers >game has Vorgil shoot a pregnant women in the womb, which Donte later taunts Mondus about >maturity >"Sit and spin on it" >pizza crust dick >again, game starts off with Donte nailing two strippers >comparing dick sizes
2013 already looks better than '12 c:
[DOUBLEPOST=1358296631][/DOUBLEPOST]spongebob as reimagined by tameem antionades
dem kitty cat slippers
ice cream topped pizza sounds pretty baller to me
Risk confirmed for craziest and coolest mother****er on the planet for that post 10/10 would eat a pizza with. Uncle Dante would be proud.[DOUBLEPOST=1358294185][/DOUBLEPOST] F is for **** you, you ugly sack of ****! U is for Unreal Engine™!N is for no possible Devil May Cry 5! God damn you, Ninja Theory! One more time! F is for franchise, the one that dies off quickly!U is for under 30 frames!N is for no good writers!
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