Real men drink gasoline. That shit will get you fucked up.
It's not a superhero movie.
That one day i will be so popular and well liked that i could, during lunch, grab a girl and start fucking her on the table without anyone minding. "Is Nick fucking that chick...on a table? Damn that kid is cool"
Fuck straws. Be a man. Tilt head back, open up mouth, pour in energy drink.
Lol internet drama. Anger is no excuse for bad grammar. Also "I'll slit your throat for the end" Unless you two know each other in real life threatening people over the internet is the stupidest fucking thing known to man.
This is just part of a project. Title of the project is based on the poem, i'm calling it "Alzheimer's is for the eldery. You just have a concussion" Good or bad title?
It's a free verse memory poem. Tell me if it's good or not. Play Ball I pitch it as fast as I can which isn't very fast at all he hits it hard really slugs the thing it goes up and up and up out of sight I'm watching it's ascent it peaks starts to fall like a baseball shaped meteor Falling into the grass, grass green as leprechaun vomit I turn smile on my face ready to tell him it's his turn to get the ball back Then I notice the bat has left his hand and from the way it flew you'd swear it had wings Crash Course Destination Forehead He shouts “Fore†Four seconds too late I try to duck but my reflexes are terrible I'm only eight; what does he want from me I can only watch as my blue aluminum attacker comes closer closer closer Impact. I fall.
It's a Stephen Lynch song. Listen to his other stuff, he's quite funny.
QFT. No one has any idea what the fuck any of you are talking about.
and then you went back and played them when you grew up, and you discovered that they actually were really freakin hard. #1 example for me is Rayman. Those music levels are a bitch no matter how old you are.
Dad bought me a ps1 for my fifth? maybe fifth birthday.The games were Rayman (fuck year) and some weird baseball games. He would pick up different games occasionally because i think he had gotten into games but he thought he was too old for them so he would just watch us play. When i saw the ps2 come out i saved and saved and saved up for it, took me 2 years. Finally got that. Very first game i bought for it was Kingdom Hearts. Played it over and over again, but i was like 8 and i thought ansem was scary so i always had my older sister beat him for me. Then a year or two a go my sister bought a 360 because all her friends played Halo and she didn't want to be left out. So now i'm an x-bro, i suppose. Never really understood the whole console wars thing. Doesn't anyone remember being a kid, where it was freakin awesome if your friend had a different system because that meant he had a whole different selection of games? I had a ps1 but i loved the dreamcast and the N64. Oh well. (insert shadowjak's second paragraph here)
1. Someone who could fix the site. 2. Someone who could fix the site. 3. Someone who could fix the site. 4. Someone who could fix the site. 5. Someone who could fix the site. Six people is a conversation, not a forum.
Holy shit, the both of you were on two months ago. Not surprising, you're probably on every day. Not like you have a life or anything. Don't necrobump.
Thread could've been better. Title: Should i stay or should i go? Post: If i go there will be trouble, and if i stay it will be double. My votes for stay, though. You're a pretty cool dude.
2 negative rep gems? Jesus you must be a terror.
My mom wants to be on this show, but she doesn't dress too bad so i don't think it's gonna happen.
Happy birthday dude. Also, that's pretty sweet. Your birthday is a week before mine.
No let's talk to Nerf. We can't have them using real guns, can we?
Let's try this again.
Magically Enchanted Sword of magically magical enchantment 2: Now with bigger hair!
