Every time you post i spend at least 5 minutes thinking about how hard i would fuck katy perry.
Yeah we don't appreciate liars here on khv.
Lol. Bad idea, though. It's gonna cause unnecessary rage. Instead of just going about their day, thousands of people with good book sense will be mindlessly blogging their anger at this.
Holy effin shee-it.
I have no problem with responsible drinking. Never said i did. Getting drunk is a different matter. Everyone's a different person when they're drunk.
Oh lol. Drinking isn't stupid because you do it?
I'm always out of bullets. The dogs are vicious.
Jesus christ every time you post i grab my gun and point it right at my temple. Life can't be worth living if there are people like you out there.
Oh man that is just hilarious. You know what would be funny? It'd be soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny if the next time you got drunk, your boyfriend was with you. You and your teenage boyfriend. Both of you are really, really drunk. Funny, right? And then he sees you talking to someone else. He gets mad. Mad and drunk, mind you. Still funny? You keep talking to the other dude. He just gets madder and madder, and then he can't take it. He drinks some more of that hilarious drink and beats the shit out of you. I sure would laugh.
Nothing. People expected it to be something it's not. It's fun to play, but game critics don't seem to care. Apparently that doesn't matter in games anymore.
(insert pecker joke here)
Chris Redfield is a pretty cool guy, eh punches boulders and doesn't afraid of anything.
I don't think you have a boyfriend. Enjoy your computer.
Repli-whatever, why have you responded to that post 3 times?
Someone for brains? Since when the fuck am i zombie?
Got home from school yesterday. Me and my friend kyle walked up to the local game store, picked up our pre-ordered copies. Sat down at 4:30, started playing. Didn't stop til 5:30 in the morning. Got Wesker to the volcano, suddenly out of ammo. Have to go back a chapter or two. Get better guns. Game is tons of fun co-op. Wish you could switch weapons, though. Cover system is weak, but works well enough i guess. Fuckin bugs, all hazy and hard to aim at. Fully upgraded a magnum. 3200 power. Love that gun. Never have any ammo. LTD is awesome. Anyone else as far as we got?
a smell like cigarettes creeps softly through the vents the room is filling up with smoke and little bodies tell all the boys and girls from school to keep breaking all the rules to let their parents know they're individuals datura flakes off from your lips you've lost the swagger in your hips your eyes are turning blue to gray your skin feels soft and sagging down your arms drag across the ground with each step you take and they fall from the jungle gyms and they fall and piss away each night among the sound of bodies crawling round the room i can smell their flesh on everything left in this room chalk and scattered crayons on empty desks for weeks finding clumps of unwashed hair caught between the vents blowing carry their little bodies to the cemetary so gently please don't let their necks crook towards the ground.
I came .
Man goes to the movies. Says he can't decide which one he wants to see. Says he wants to see a good movie. Says he's uncertain about the movies, having only seen vague previews. Friend says "Oh, this is simple. Great movie, Watchmen, is in theaters. Go and see it. Should have a good time." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, Friend... Spoiler it's full of glowing blue penis
So my sister works at Mcdonalds, right. And the orange juice there? It's just orange juice, bought in bulk. Big whoop.
