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Here's what happened to Bubba:



Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.



Bubba said: "Shingles."



So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.



Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.



Bubba said, "Shingles."



So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.



A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.



Bubba said, "Shingles."



So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.



An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.



Bubba said, "Shingles."



The doctor asked, "Where?"



Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK', she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea..'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?