Search Results

  1. Mvalentine
    2 drums and a triangle fall of a cliff: dum dum tsssssss(drum roll after a joke)

    2 drunk men are drinking in a three story high bar one man says to the other "I dare you to jump out the window, and come back up without getting hurt, if you do it, I'll give you my drink" So, the man jumps and comes back up unhurt, so, the man gives him the drink. They do this another 5 times before the man who was jumping says "OK, I are YOU to jump out the window and come back up unhurt, if you do it, I'll give you all 6 of my drinks" So, the man jumps and never comes back up. The bartender says "You really are a prick when you're drunk superman"
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Mvalentine
    Well I lose...But my awesomeness gives me a 1 up and I win
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Mvalentine
    ^ I second this this...
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Mvalentine
    different people see the word gay in different wauys...some see it as ******ed, some see it as homosexual, some see it as weird, some see them as freaks...
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Mvalentine
  6. Mvalentine
    If we're going by days then I'd have to say not to bother wih stuff like "Lunatic" and "sky splitter" because it depends what gear you equip
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Mvalentine
    Jedward are funny I'll give 'em that.
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Mvalentine
    Depends on your definition of "gay" do you mean ******ed or homo-sexual?
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Mvalentine
    Why is this in the KHII section wouldnt thi be better suited for the kh:days section?

    Anyway For muscle strength lexaeus, total strength Axel...All in all Axel is better IMO, just remember Lexaeus lost to riku and both sora and riku agrted sora is stronger...Axel failed to kill sora.

    And he Xaldin having a sheild He's either talking about Vexen or when Xaldin glows blue (uses his limit) hes untouchable pretty much so that may be it.
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 9, 2009 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  10. Mvalentine
    Post

    Swine Flu

    I dont see it...oh well

    A woman runs out of petrol and phones her husband "I've run out of petrol but I daren't go to fill up because of this Swine Flu". The husband says "you daft hayputh, it's in Mexico, not Texaco!"

    This little piggy went to market
    This little piggy stayed at home
    this little piggy had roast beef
    This little piggy had none
    and this little piggy went "cough, sneeze" and the whole world's media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn't have to do too much work if they just did "Find 'bird', replace with 'swine'" on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.

    Funny how 90 people get the Swine Flu and everyone wears face masks, but millions get Aids and no-one wears condoms.

    If only pigs didn't know how to build brick houses, the common wolf would have eradicated any chance of Swine flu years ago.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have Swine Flu
    And now so do you
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Mvalentine
  12. Mvalentine
  13. Mvalentine
  14. Mvalentine
  15. Mvalentine
  16. Mvalentine
    Profile Post

    thats the one!

    thats the one!
    Profile Post by Mvalentine for Xatier, Nov 7, 2009
  17. Mvalentine
  18. Mvalentine
    only for a cookie...

    can you think of a question for me?
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Mvalentine
  20. Mvalentine
    R: loves to kiss
    O: best kisser ever
    B : Loud and likes to have fun
    E: Gorgeous
    R: loves to kiss
    T: sexiest of them all


    R and O instantly fail since I've never kissed anyone...Im probably sexiest of all to SOMEONE in the world...same for gorgeous...i guess...loud and likes to have fun works perfectly
    Post by: Mvalentine, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone