HELP! I Have a super, really hard to crack case! PLEASE HELP ME!
I'm back, another chapter, smellier than ever, is now up in SF. Trust me, when you read it, you'll get the smelly part. Who knew Dax had it in him, right? EDIT: Tell me, through posting on SF, what you think of chapter 5 in particular, because what Daxter does can either be termed as funny and random, or dumb and random.
I like it! ^-^ Give us updates in the Writers family when you start, please!
Chapter 5 "We're now looking at the coffin of Sir Francis Drake, who was buried at sea, after his defeat from the Spannish Navvy." A female voice records into a video camera, focusing the camera of a large lead coffin now taking up the deck of a small motor boat. Just then, a crowbar busts into the side, breaking the seal open. Elena Fisher, a female reporter on a story based on a theory of Drake's unknown descendent, Nathan Drake, turns off the video camera and looks at Nate oddly. "Umm, are you sure you should be doing that?" "Not sure, but I know one thing.." Replies Drake, straining to get the coffin open. "But isn't that defiling your ancestors grave?" Elena asks, but then turns skeptical. "If you are really the heir to the real Sira Francis, that is." "We're related alright, and another things for certain." Nate notes, the coffin lid almost removed. "Oh, really what's that?" Elana asks, still skeptic. But the coffin lid falling to the ground, revealing only a diary in the coffin, answers her first. "Like for instance, you can't defile an empty grave." Nate says with triumph, in a wet-suit, same as Elena, dark haired and having that every-guy charm. "Oh..my god.." Elena says breathlessly, as Nate picks up the diary. But while he's looking through it, a bullet flies just over the diary cover, alerting both Nate and Elena. however, Elena looks a little more confused than Nate. "What was that?!" She asks in shock. "Umm...Pirates." Nate says with a shrug. "Pirates?" Elena asks in disbelief. "The modern kind, they don't take prisoner. Well, male prisoners anyway." Nate answers, looking through a briefcase for something. "Shouldn't we call the local guard or something??" Elena asks a little flustered. "We could, but, technically...we don't have a permit to be here." "What?!" "And unless you want to spend a night in a Panamanian(Sp) jail, I suggest we ake them on our own." "Know how to use one of these." Nate adds abruptly, handing Elena small hand gun. "Sure, just like a camera: aim and shoot right?" Elena says a little sarcastically, fumbling the firing arm in her hands. "Smart girl." *** The emptiness off space had been reached, now lay below, was an entire world, mysterious and keeping the air silent within the Enviro space craft, for about 5 seconds. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!" Comes a shrill, annoying yell from Daxter, the duct tape being removed from his face. "Dax, just shut it, or we'll leave you here." Jak says, annoyed, holding the duct tape piece. The Ottsels remaining bonds kept him from getting up still. "Fine!" Daxter says, trying to wriggle free. "Fine!" Jak retorts, fully annoyed, leaving Daxter in the seat. "Come on guys let's go." Jak says huffy, motioning towards the teleporters that would take them down. Riku and Sora turned there back on Daxter, leaving the Ottsel to himself for a moment, until- A release of loud gases emmited from behind Jak, Sora and Riku, causing a stir for a moment. "Gee, I wonder how bad this place'll stink if you guys leave me here and I do this, more." Daxter says innocently, expelling on cue, even louder and wetter sounding. "Ok! You can come!" Sora gives in, holding his nose. "Vin, can you get the duct tape off?" Jak asks into the small gold disc clipped to his side, also holding his nose. Since Vin also could smell the foul odor coming from the Ottsel, through a sensory intake, and also because he had no fingers to hold his nose, he obliged instantly, somehow making the remaining duct tape flop to the ground painlessly. "Much better." Daxter sighs as he waltzes right by everyone. Then, after everybody entered a teleporter, still clogging their noses, they all left in a flash of green light, leaving the craft completely empty.
Oh, sorry to interupt. o-o I guess I'll update "SF"(Sora's Fortune) During this interlude.
I like the idea...but a question... How could we know people were erased from history if nobody was around to reveal this. Ex: (Destined would like this) Pirate Prisoner: The black Pearl? I've heard stories: She's been preying on ships and settlers alike, for near ten years...never leaves any survivors... Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wager? *That whole entire thing is probably because jack could have told the stories, and actually some survivors are left after the Black pearl attacks.
My Plan B in many situations is "Kill Hillary Clinton"..but that's only because I'm level-headed and sane. What's plan B? C? D? E? F? G? H? I? Q? P? Wait, what's the next letter..././
I played a demo of Guitar hero, like, a week after I got a real guitar. Since I have no experiance with the real one, I found Guitar hero to be great practice XD I'll only play DDR, however, if it's in a game arcade and I have a spare few quarters. Then I can do "We will rock you" on one version perfectly in hard mode.
No, and I don't intend to. I have AOLIM though, but I'm not technically allowed to use it...
Saint..you seem a little drawl this specific evening...what's up, dude? Destined, I can't wait ! :D Also, chat is rather slow tonite...-_-
Ok, he sorta has a talent for voice acting, besides his power, so he tends to switch into a different voice. Depends on the situation. He may imitate Darth Vader in a matter of strategic predicament, imitate Donald to tick him off, or something else. It depends on the situation. As for how he acts around others, I think I stated that...
Wait, there's HSM attraction at Disney....OMG! Sebax is going to kill Troy and Gabestella, or dotty-belle, whatsherface. how did you escape the censor....?
I sent a PM copy of a folder I wrote dang it! You loose it or something? Btw, WHO OR WHAT THE BLOODY HELL, IS SHIMIGAMI!?
NOOOOOOOOSE! I so wanted to blow it up! XD In effigy. Actually, I sorta like it when you compare it to "It's a small world after all" 'Cause I have a little sister and my parents say: "Let's go on IASWA for her." "No! NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "We are if you don't want to be grounded..." "Let's go, I can't wait!" So what do you need to know? EDIT: Looks to see he's killed VaKH. He looks shocked and awed at the sudden death a a loved family member, and begins to cry...for about 5 seconds. "DESTINED! Go search her room for good writing ideas!" And drops the dead body.
I dunno, I think I may switch to Zhe Axelrific family, because they miss their family members..... JUST KIDDING! XD I missed you guys too! *Returns bone crushing, yet comical, hug back to VaKH You do have the info for Sebax right? Anything else ya need on him?
Nobdy missed me....? :rockdoversad::crybaby::shocked::cryinganime:
The coffee maker suddenly opens one very large eye, looking around, then blinks back to being flat, just to give Kairi a sense to look behind her. Leon, hearing every thing about what had happened, started parting from the door frame from where he held a glass cup to the door so he could hear. He wondered if the Orgnaization had anything to do with Kairi's mom suddenly vanishing. Mrs.(DOES KAIRI EVEN HAVE A SURNANME?!0_o), was never one to abandon her kids with just a written note...something was up. "Genie?" Leon calls into the air silently. Genie, hearing his name being called out, magically poofs out of the coffee maker, returning it to it's original state, and poofs outside to Leon. "You rang?" Genie drawls, turning into Lurch(The adam's family) for a short moment. "I need you to help me get into Wal-Mart, but they know my face.." "Which implies-" Genie starts off reguraly, understanding. "A Complete make-over!" Temporaily using a femenish voice. "Sort of, just do it." Leon directs. Genie snaps his finger and in a puff of smoke, Leon has a full beard and mustache, which droops when Leon frowns, showing his disdain. Another snap, another puff of smoke and... Leon's a chick!(0_0) "Ok...I'll forget this ever happened...if you just try again..." Leon slurs, embarrased, in a slightly more feminish voice alternate to yet similar to his own. Far off, Jafar senses the use of magic nearby, flying above a small neighborhood, and immeditaly soars to the source. It doesn't take long for Genie to notice Jafar almost right above their heads, and suddenly loses his funny charm and looks from the still fem Leon, to Jafar almost to the Genie. "Sorry, Leon, you're just gonna have to make it work on this one." Genie blurts out, slightly worried, and poofs away to inside the coffee maker once more. "But-" Is all Leon can utter before Genie poofs away, and jafar lands infront of him a moment later. "Have you seen a Genie lately, Madam?" Jafar asks leon, not recognizing his new disguise. All Leon does is point at Jafar, just a taste of his "sense of humor". "Thank you anyway..." Jafar groans, catching the bit, then flys off. "Well, here goes nothing..." Leon murmurs after Jafar flies right over Kairi's house. OOC: This was heck to color code, so please, just go with it. By the way, the disguise isn't fake, it's actually sorta more natural, since it's based from magic. So now Leon looks and sounds exactly like a girl.
OOC: A question, has anybody noticed and/or interacted with Luxord, I'm lost...0___0 I can defend Luxord mostly by myself by just using rhetoric and terms and defenses I know. For instance: Luxord fought and was murdered by Sora, under the grounds of believing Sora was Roxas. In fact, Luxord, slightly annoyed and confused by why Roxas would destroy him, uttered in his last words: "How could you,.. Roxas...?" And, I would like to suggest, that Sora broke an entery to both Saix and Luxord's places of rest, purposely for the fact of killing them. I know this because I thought 3 years ago, "I can't wait to kill Luxord!^_^" Even though Luxord is one of my favorite, and is also Nomura's favorite, reportedly, Org XIII members. But really did anybody even notice Lux?!
I'M BACK! Didja miss me? XP
I am sorry, but King Mickey won't be in this rp. He's just too adnaced a character and personality to fit into something simple and completely based. Sorry, but I can put you down for Old Samos. Which means you can still pick one more character.
