Lexx smiled, turning back to Xardius, "Sounds like a deal, we should win this war by three years, we just wanted to make sure that you never attacked the U.P.A. again... thats why we had it for twenty years..."
"I want, what we all on some level want," Lexx replied to Xane, "Peace." *** "Kill him!" The U.P.A. troops yelled, shooting at Wing rapidly, "Get the body! Get Vecked's body now!"
OOC: ... (Reads post) Bah! The U.P.A. don't have jumping into space technology... Ah well, this thread is built off of plot holes! BIC: "Uh..." Lexx muttered, "June 1st, 2363... a good... twenty years of non stop income." OOC: See ya, Dk!
"Well I'm very serious, about this, about this war, and about you," Lexx said, "All you need to do is sign, right here." *** As soon as Enigma left, another dozen of U.P.A. troops jumped on the scene. "Fix Niles up!" One troop yelled, lifting Niles up. "Quick, get the portal location," another troop ordered. A group of four set up a machine where Enigma was standing just moments ago. "Reading... reading," An agent muttered, as the machine scanned the air around. Suddenly, a portal appeared above the machine. "We have the location, lets go!" The lead agent said, jumping into the portal. They landed on the grassy slope, Vecked's body lay on the ground. "We got ya'," The Agent said happily...
Lexx shook his head, "Your doing the god damn universe an enormous favor by doing what your doing. You truly are the heroes. Many aren't as big fans as me, though. And the reason is you've been kept out the picture, you've had to fight and go by what ever info you might or might not know, and that means you could be fighting the wrong people. Now, first off, I think you should get paid cause this ain't no way for hero's ta' live. Second, I think you should get the amount of info and power the U.P.A. has, readouts, maps, intelligence, all at your disposal. We are after the same goal, and with this contract we can get there in half the time." *** Niles nodded slowly...
Niles looked at Enigma, struggling to breathe, "The Heloxocon Prison in the Alterad mountains, its the strongest Prison the U.P.A. has..." *** "Hey man, whats up?" Nulix asked. "Xardius, didn't see you there," Lexx said, brushing his white suit off. "We were just talking business. About how the U.P.A. can help the UO and the reverse," Lexx explained.
Vecked walked out from behind the rock he was hiding behind. "Enigma," he started, before hitting the ground. "Take him down!" Niles Skinnar yelled, a dozen U.P.A. soldiers running out from the ruins, rapidly firing at everyone and everything. "Take the big guy out, Ricky, Jervas, help me with Vecked!" Niles said, pulling the stun dart out of Vecked's neck...
OOC: Bye Pirate. BIC: Lexx chuckled, "Nah man... I don't dig. I need this signed, now." "We just need some time," Nulix replied. "We don't have time, my friend, we don't have time," Lexx said, "Look, you want the race to be honest? I'll fix it so that the winner gets a twenty-thousand of this Dark world currency, alright? If you sign." Nulix sighed, "Alright man, relax. I'll sign." *** Vecked watched Xardius in amazement. He had been hiding, not wanting to get involved in this craziness....
Lexx chuckled, before standing up, "Clear the room!" He yelled. Several U.P.A. agents appeared and escorted everyone but Lexx, Nulix, and Xane out of the lunch room. Lexx turned back to Xane and Nulix, "Now... the U.P.A. controls these races inside out, you wanna win, we can do that, you want better ships, we can do that. Races are not the priority while we are at war, which I hope you understand cause' its something our enemy's understand, they understand it well. Now, if you sigh this contract we will not only pay you for you work, but we will also give you any other benefits. Now we are reaching a brink point in this war, an early one. Our weapon, the Virus, has been stolen. Luckily, the Brotherhood can't control the Virus as far as we know... anyway, we need a new top weapon, thats were you come in."
"We... want to get in business," Lexx said, "Have you in the... Big U.P.A. picture, if you will. We just want you to get... missions from us, not make you a part of the U.P.A., just sponsor you as an independent. All you have to do is say yes, and do missions for us, missions you would do anyway like freeing the Dark Worlds from the Brotherhood's tyrannical grip."
Lexx smiled, patting Xane on the arm, "Our agents told me you were here..." "Yeah, they would," Nulix muttered, "What are you doing here, exactly? I mean, the Dark Worlds ain't exactly businessman friendly..." Nulix said. Lexx chuckled, punching Nulix in the arm, "That's true Nuly boy, but I thought we should really introduce an... official working relationship between you guys and the U.P.A."
"Xane! Nulix!" A voice yelled from across. "Oh god, not him..." Nulix muttered as a grinning Lexx walked down tables. "The Ultimate Organization! How's my favorite group doin' today?!" Lexx yelled, walking up to them...
"I drove it over here, its real fast," Nulix said, "I got it from this older couple, Frank and Mary, real nice people, man. And yeah, it's a speed demon on the highway, it really is my type of ship."
"I'm back," Nulix said, walking up to Xane, "What are you doing? Sitting here all miserable?"
"Nice man," Nulix commented, "Mine is with an old guy out in the country, I'm gonna walk there, I'll be back in an hour or so. See ya."
Nulix shrugged, "I don't know, I'm gonna go out to this guys farm and get my new ship!"
"Its a bit heavy," Nulix muttered, looking at The Magma Phaser poster. "You know what, I'm gonna take the Unipod. You could get the Magma, we look around, find some other people, get gummi's for the rest of the UO... we all enter as different teams, we secretly work for one another, we triple our chances of winning."
"I don't know... from the pic I don't think it can take a whole lot," Nulix muttered, "But it says its free for anyone entering the League..."
Nulix looked at a poster in the room, there was a Blue and Silver Unipod Former racing gummi for sale. On the poster, it said the owner would give it away along with a racing suit for anyone wanting to enter the league. *** "What madness is this?!" Lexx demanded. "Well, you see," One of the Agents muttered, "We... got the Howard station robbed. It had the Virus, it was one of its stop points before the main station..." "When did this happen?" Lexx asked. "Two weeks ago," The agent replied. "Are you insane?!" Lexx yelled, "Why the hell did you wait so long?" The agent shrugged, "I thought we could get it back." "Well you can't," Lexx muttered, "We have a pathetic army in the Dark Worlds... the only reason we spent less than a million is because we thought we'd have the Virus...." Lexx sighed, "Maybe its time to put our more than mutual friends too work... Get me a ship!"
"Oh, mini gummi's?" Nulix muttered, "Those things are a whole different story... I don't know the first thing about external ATU's while driving a gummi with weapons, thats beyond me..." Nulix sighed, before turning to Xane, "We're gonna need to gear up for this one."
