If you don't have sense of humor, you don't have anything.
Who the **** is this turbo?
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18 . Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.. 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken . 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
A friend of mine finished this game. He said it was hard, especially at one place near the end where at each step you encoutered a specific monster, which was strong.
OK then it's not happy hour. You know some time ago I had searched how to get free MegaUpload premium accounts (sssshhh... don't tell anyone!) and apart from the results, I had also stumbled upon some trick to stop the waiting time. It was done via the browser, so it's possible that somehow it was changed in yours and now you don't need to wait.
Who's SJ ?
Happy Hour! Do you know what happy hour is? It's a time of the day when you have everything a premium account has. Do you see that little face next to the login button? That means it's happy hour. EDIT: You say this has been happening for a long time, so I'm not really sure. Maybe you download from megaupload only when it's happy hour, so that's why.
It's a yellow card. But in khv to get a red card you must get three yellow cards, not two. When you get the third yellow card you recieve a red card and you're sent off.
You think?
Yes, at least me, since I am not blind or have any problem with my eyes.
Dude, who knows, maybe he will. Or maybe he'll give RvR full access so he can do stuff.
Well instead of asking who it was maybe you should actually remove it if it's too big.
If the lady's vagina is shaved then she'll prefer the big, if it's not then she'll prefer the smaller.
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over...) 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. 9. I've run away to join a different circus. 10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Ernie.
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/bonnie_bassler_on_how_bacteria_communicate.html Thought this was very interesting.
xDDDD You know, it might not be a glitch xD
What does ooc stand for?
Yes I know that people have feelings. But not everyone has the same feelings at the same time.
Maybe you and ropperguard are different people. But don't try to fool us, we're not stupid. All the other accounts are fake.
I suggest you stop now.
